32 definitions by busted hyman

blackballed

Adjective to describe any male person with very dark skin especially men of African descent.

Those professional basketballers would all be blackballed.

by busted hyman July 7, 2006

AIDS

Asshole Invader's Death Sentence

A disease designed to eradicate all the disgusting, sicko poo punchers from the face of the earth.

I wish Liberace were still alive; of course, he died of AIDS.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006

sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

by busted hyman July 6, 2006

sticky date

An very unclean and still moist anus.

The guy didn't wipe his arse after that turd, so he's going around with a sticky date.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006

PC

Politically Correct. A left wing plot, encouraged by the soft cock media, to ensure that people are persecuted if one calls a spade a spade. The idea is that no one's feelings are to be hurt and everyone is homogenous. You used to be able to say "Gee, you are a short cunt". Now you say nothing but if you really must say something, you must say "I am very sorry to notice that you are vertically challenged".

I hate being PC. I want to go back to the days when men were men and women were glad !

A fuckwit is a 'fuckwit'. A fuckwit is not an 'otherwise valuable and wonderful person which I have failed to ascertain the reasons for being unable to understand or enjoy the company of'.

by busted hyman July 9, 2006

half mast

Front zipper or fly of a man's trousers not being fully pulled up.

After he had done a piss, he came out of the can with his fly at half mast.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006

braille

Language spoken by severely drunk people.

Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006