| 1. | Flatulent Relationship | ||
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A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it. "What happened, you two were great together!"
"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship." |
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| 2. | Flatulent Fluff | ||
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A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass. Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff. Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!" Man 2 laughs. |
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| 3. | mercaptan | ||
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The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities. I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.
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| 4. | Pop-fart | ||
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A sort of parody off 'Pop-tarts'...A flatulent that comes so fast it pops out of the toaster (Butt) with incredible ferocity.
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Afflect's face off. Nice!"
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| 5. | Tania Raymonde | ||
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An actress who wears men's underwear briefs. One of the brands of men's underwear she wears is Hanes. She says she wants to model for men's underwear briefs and long john bottoms. She is highly flatulent and she farts more often than the average person. She farts in front of others in public. When she defecates in the bathroom the entire house smells of her defecation. She defecates in her pants sometimes. She said she stains her underwear when she farts. Her body odor is 100 times smellier than average. Have you seen Tania Raymonde run and scream in a pair of Hanes or Fruit of the Loom men's briefs today?
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| 6. | flatulent back massage | ||
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the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage
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| 7. | Flatulent Bastard | ||
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A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot. That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!
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