Eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.

Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast

by Jj9356 May 11, 2015

Two-Egg Breakfast

When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"

My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.





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by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

sausage and eggs breakfast

When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).

Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.

by Eric Dick December 7, 2007

Scotch egg breakfast

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.

I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.

by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010

Two Sausage Egg Breakfast

While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.

Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.

by FullMetalBalrog March 11, 2021

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by Devonalfiano July 15, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

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- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021