32 definitions by busted hyman

the snip

Another word, of Australian origin, for 'vasectomy'.

The wife and I don't want any more kids, so I went to the doctor and had the snip.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006

bomb thrower

Originally, a term to describe a Catholic participant of the conflict in Northern Ireland. Could now be expanded to include individuals with radical and uncompromising religious views who are quite happy to throw incendary devices at innocent civilians and infidels. Recent examples have occured in Spain, the UK, Sri Lanka and Iraq.

The guy who killed those people on the bus was a bomb thrower.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006

david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by busted hyman July 7, 2006

Hyundai

A woman who can be relied upon to fuck all day every day. Derived from Australian Hyundai advertisement "Hyundai's....go all day, every day".

My woman's a 'Hyundai'. She can't get enough of it; a nymphomaniac.

by busted hyman July 5, 2006