bob's definitions

fuck c***sorship

A phrase used to express hate for the injustice that is censorship.

I'll be wearing a shirt that says "Fuck c***sorship" at the concert.

by Bob February 26, 2005

Chicken and Rice

meaning all JAKE's are gay and they blow balls at paintball

Jake you are chicken and rice

by bob March 10, 2005

t'internet

"The internet", cleverly merged with each other, to form a Northern slur....

Pupil: Can I go on t'internet?
Mr Humphrey the Computer Legend: No! Goodbye!

by Bob June 28, 2004

schwag

In Alberta in the early 80's "schwag" meant a fat homely chick.

Man, I better leave this bar, there's nobody here but a bunch of fat schwags!

by bob January 12, 2004

EverBlue

God. Messiah.

EverBlue is God. Bow down to him. He is Messiah.

by Bob October 29, 2003

Gubmint

Gubmint - The Government

"On Wenzdee, ah gits mah free gubmint cheez."

by Bob May 22, 2004

power tower

When two men get some slut from both ends using her like a pair of chinese fingercuffs. Can be done standing or on all fours.

Chet and Wampnar put Kayla in the power tower ending in great fun.

by bob April 5, 2004