bob's definitions

hols

The time of the year that you wait all school year for. It was coined by the British peoples, cuz they are just smart like that apparently. Oh yah, short for holidays.

--Man, I can't wait for summer hols.
--Well, I can't wait for winter hols.
--Dude, I can't wait til hols are fucking over. I'm stuck with my parents the whole time cuz you bitches don't ever do anything fun!
--You're a fag.

by BoB April 23, 2005

world

see Wal-Mart.


I would leave this definition at that, but apparently I cannot. That sucks.

Um, yah, we live in it.

You can buy a bunch of cheap shit at Wal-Mart that was made by abused, underpaid, and helpless Chinese children. Wee, let's go!

by BoB April 23, 2005

De-Ashleytize

When you disinfect anything in your apartement that Ashley touched.

I de-ashletized the shower.

by Bob April 24, 2005

target whore

A person who shops excessantly at Target. Thinks about Target every day and dreams about Target every night. Is obsessed with the color red....even though its ugly

Also known as the one and only Joanna....

by bob April 25, 2005

unspiffalicious

adj. having the characteristic of not being spiffalicious

"This party is so unspiffalicious!"

by BOB April 25, 2005

monstered

To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)

"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"

by Bob April 26, 2005

Malf of Doom

A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.

I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!

by bob May 2, 2005