bob's definitions

internet cam whores

It's just like a net business meeting but with hot nekkid chicks who do what you type to em.

USB web cam; 30 dollars.
Dildo; 50 dollars.
Internet Cam Whores; priceless.

by Bob February 21, 2005

through the window

Fuck no.

Russian "through the window" is v okno, when spoken sounds like fuck no.

Bob, do you want to go to the happy hour? Through the window.

by bob March 5, 2004

schnurgle

To take and use something with the owners consent, but acting sneakily.

Can I schnurgle some coke? - Having already taken the can and started to drink.

by Bob November 16, 2004

bafoogled

(adj.) fucked up. see also: fucked
(deriving from the Latin word bafooglum)

The shipping charges on Amazon.com are bafoogled!

by Bob March 20, 2003

oxenforded

Refers to "being homosexualised" - the act in which a man comes on to a straight guy and the straight guy gets with the gay guy.

Not always used to describe this act, also commonly used as an insult.

"you've been oxenforded"

by bob March 11, 2005

randoms

Any situation, person, or people that is totally unknown

1. Theres alot of randoms at this party tonight
2. I hit that shit to hard, I'm gettin' random

by Bob December 17, 2003

spludgercide

To commit suicide by releasing a "nutty slack" from your behind, before baking it with soy sauce for 20 mins at gas mark 6. once this is done, the baked log is pushing down the throat into the windpipe, and a cocktail umbrella is placed in the mouth before loss of conciousness

she committed spludgercide, it was a horrible death

by Bob January 7, 2004