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kosick

by bob August 13, 2003
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asix

A person who is terribly dyslexic and a little crazy
man that guy writes like asix!
by bob April 26, 2004
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system of a down

one of the best fucking bands in the world!!!!!!
if u dont like them, then ur just a preppy motherfucker who doesnt want to stray from the "in crowd" i mean, look at me, i used 2 be a prep and now im banging my head against the wall listening 3 SOAD, and im proud!!
System of a down isnt just some screaming band (look up the lyrics on ur comp, bitch!) that rocks about absolutely nothing, instead, theyre a very ritious band that goes on tours 4 charities and orphanages and whatnot while rocking about how bad porn, war, etc. is/amreicas mistakes.

What's so wrong about that?

Listen to:"Violent Pornography" and listen VERY care fully to the opening line of "B.Y.O.B." it says "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!?!?!?" of course, referring to war and how presidents dont fight them
To make my point clear, SOAD is a good band, and if u dont like them, then........................

FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
or....
BURN IN HELL!!!!!
or....
GO FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!
guy standing on top of a skyscraper: SYSTEM OF A DOWN IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!!
50 Cent: BOOOOOOO, dogg, g, homie

And then 50 cent gets jumped on by little rabid squirrels and eaten alive
THE END
by bob August 30, 2008
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hilsman

an ubserdly tall dumbass with an animal that lives on his head.
Dude you got a vagina on ur head
by bob August 12, 2003
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Shaggy Fat Bastard

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex
Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole
by Bob December 13, 2003
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goo guzzler

one who inhales semen in massive intakes
His completely whit lips throat and mouth show that Pat is indeed a goo guzzler.
by bob January 28, 2005
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Pandorax

The meanest metal/rock band in rock/metal band history. Has the sexiest members of all sexy history. NZs favourite band of all NZ history.
Hey ladies, lets go watch Pandorax live!
by bob March 8, 2005
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