bob's definitions

mo0trix

Pure ownage from the depths of the earths core.

"Lamer couldn't dodge mo0trix!'s rocket"

by Bob May 11, 2003

cryptopsy

A brutal death metal band from Canada.

"Next on the Headbanger's Ball is a video from Cryptopsy."

by Bob October 22, 2003

tea-towel holder

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

by bob April 7, 2004

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

Shley

A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.

That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.

by Bob November 28, 2003

assmonger

Another term describing assholes.

Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.

by Bob November 24, 2003