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Twiorange

A twiorange is a the act of punching a girl in the face while you're ejaculating in her mouth. Named after Twilight_Orange of &Totse fame.

Damn dude, I twiorange'd my girlfriend when she was giving me head and put her in the hospital!!

by Bob May 5, 2005

system of a down

one of the best fucking bands in the world!!!!!!
if u dont like them, then ur just a preppy motherfucker who doesnt want to stray from the "in crowd" i mean, look at me, i used 2 be a prep and now im banging my head against the wall listening 3 SOAD, and im proud!!
System of a down isnt just some screaming band (look up the lyrics on ur comp, bitch!) that rocks about absolutely nothing, instead, theyre a very ritious band that goes on tours 4 charities and orphanages and whatnot while rocking about how bad porn, war, etc. is/amreicas mistakes.

What's so wrong about that?

Listen to:"Violent Pornography" and listen VERY care fully to the opening line of "B.Y.O.B." it says "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!?!?!?" of course, referring to war and how presidents dont fight them
To make my point clear, SOAD is a good band, and if u dont like them, then........................

FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
or....
BURN IN HELL!!!!!
or....
GO FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!

guy standing on top of a skyscraper: SYSTEM OF A DOWN IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!!
50 Cent: BOOOOOOO, dogg, g, homie

And then 50 cent gets jumped on by little rabid squirrels and eaten alive
THE END

by bob August 30, 2008

Rissole

Fishcake Fish and potato within a breadcrumb surrounding, usually seasoned.

What a fishcake is known as in Sheffield for some reason...

by Bob February 15, 2005

fist fuck

to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass

Jim fist fucked his girlfriend in her twat.

by Bob October 5, 2003

migger

a mexican wigger

that guy is such a god damn migger its funny!

by bob February 17, 2004

bananas

A cheer that has been performed by the Carnegie Mellon Kiltie Band at home football games for many years. Members of the band will line up with cheerleaders on the track and bounce and spin in one direction while spelling the word Bananas. They will then bounce and spin the opposite direction while spelling the word backwards.

For some reason, Gwen Stefani has seen fit to use this cheer in a recent single.

Go! Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Og! Sananab! S-A-N-A-N-A-B!
repeat

by Bob July 3, 2005

douche bag

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

by Bob November 17, 2004