bob's definitions

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 16, 2005

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she really liked it."

by Bob February 26, 2005

Sponge Bog Square Head

A very rare species known to Earl Haig only, whose scientific name is bigussucksuptoteacherus

only one left known to man..... romanian..... how ironic
bogdan

by bob January 16, 2004

Ildo

The term used to describe sticking a male penis between ones legs to create the illusion of a female vagina(mangina).

"Hey mum, look at my ildo! i look like a bitch!"

by bob March 19, 2003

loq

laugh out quietly

LOQ, the guy who invented LOQ must be gay

by bob November 13, 2003

spectabulous

totally sweet in every possible way

This song is spectabulous

by bob October 22, 2003

sulf

A cheating counterstrike noob who likes to bum grant cos he knows that grant owns him.

OMG sulf killed me, pity his kill wasnt as good as grants.

by bob August 31, 2003