Across the street

Also known as when someone(emo) cuts themselves across the wrist.
Emo kids usually do it because they want to die, but truthfully that is not a very productive way to do it.

This is where the term "Down the road, not across the street." (also variated with alley and stream/river) originated.

Cutting yourself across the street will just be painful. Chances are it won't kill you, unless you're a hemophiliac. You can still do it if you are emo enough to prove you're hardcore.

When will they learn!? Cutting across the street does nothing! Down the road, all the way!

by Wolfin_ May 11, 2006

Across the street

When you slit your wrists across the wrist often called a cry for help or attention seeking etc

See down the road

Remember emo kids its down the road not across the street

by Jay Clarkson June 6, 2005

Across the Street

A way of conveying a location (e.g. a building) that is across a roadway from another location. It doesn’t necessarily mean directly across but can also refer to a location that is at least a block down the road and across.

The bar is across the street, bitch. Not directly across. But across and one block down.

by Frustrated Hubby January 28, 2018

across the street hot

Someone who looks good from across the street but is butt-ugly upon taking a closer look. Common with drug users and ugly people.

me: Damn look at her!

you: forget about it man, she's across the street hot - I was just over there.

by sneekix November 24, 2006

Amado across the street

The type of guy you would pay $20 to Shit on your Car.

I payed "Amado across the street" to shit on your car.

by DankMaker March 2, 2019

Guy Across The Street

To be the 'Guy Across The Street' you have to be the total opposite of the 'Guy Next Door'.

More of a bad boy, leather jacket and all. Also known as a 'Player'. Guys Next Door like to take advantage of girls and enjoy sex.

They don't usually get into relationships. They also tend to get drunk at parties and start fights. You find a lot of Guys Across The Street falling in love with the innocent good girls in romance novels.

These are not the kinds of guys you would generally take home to your parents unless you really want to piss them off.

Many girls tend to think they can change a Guy Across The Street and they usually just end up heart broken or become a single teen mom.

The total opposite of what Aaron Tviet looks like in a lot of his pictures.

Girl 1: Wow, that guy looks mighty fine!
Girl 2: Too bad he is a total Guy Across The Street.
Girl 1: So? I'm still going for him. Maybe I can change him.

by BecauseIWantTo August 14, 2011

That Gay Guy Across The Street

He’s staring at me through my window...

That Gay Guy Across The Street

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019