bob's definitions

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

thrice

1. One of the most excellent mainstream rock bands, because the rest basically suck. Thrice actually has intellectual lyrics and seriously rock no matter what.

2. Three times. Um, yeah...

For 1...
Dude, I wanna go to the Thrice concert so bad, but I can't get any tickets! I'm gonna cry now!

For 2...
And thrice, Caesar refused the crown, which led to his demise, which is also a great word.

by BoB April 22, 2005

Noonie

A cool person

What a noonie!

by Bob December 19, 2003

westchester

a place north of NYC with the most disgusting people i have ever known or seen, even worse than hoodrats, who have no class or respect and most of the girls are crackwhores and the guys are guineas or white trash who for some reason believe that they actually have "street credibility" wen in reality they run when they see any type of minority at the fucking jefferson valley mall. there are very few exceptions.

those rich kids from westchester went to the south bronx to buy crack n they started poppin off and actin like they were gangsta n shyt n wound up gettin shot in the back of the head by sum real thugs, how hilarious!

by bob February 9, 2005

pseudonym

Someone who uses a pseudonym uses another name for a certain thing they do instead of their real name.

One day my pseudonym will be Brian McCenzie.
My current pseudonym is Bob.

by Bob April 4, 2005

stc

lllllllllaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggeeeeeeee he's so fat he rolls to school

ah no it's STC

by bob November 20, 2003

wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate

i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard

by bob December 12, 2003