bob's definitions

PMS strike

a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.

My wife had a PMS Strike last night.
PMS strikes are ruining my marriage!

by Bob October 12, 2004

cowtipper

This is an increasingly popular term for an extremely gay homosexual.

Man, that RuPaul is one hell of a cowtipper!

by Bob October 29, 2004

pooter

Dried flowers of the Cannabis sativa plant - often smoked in a pipe or cigarette; sometimes ingested. Origin of this word is rumoured to have arisen from references to the "Poot poot" sound made by Popeye's pipe (what was he smoking?)

Hey Carlo, lets's smoke some pooter.

Last night I got fla-tooter-pootered!

by bob October 29, 2003

george clooney

The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of.

Did you see george clooney in oceans 11 it was off the shizzle fo hizzle.

by bob November 26, 2003

boohbah

positively adorable fuzzy weird looking things, that seem to fart alot.like me.

That boohbah is as cute as it gets.

by bob December 23, 2004

murder by death

kick ass band

"Did you buy the Murder By Death cd yet it kicks ass!"

by bob February 8, 2004

Straight

1. When applied to a gay man or lesbian, a term of derision and scorn. Offensive irony.

2. Boring, dreary, uninventive.

3. Narrowminded or dim-witted.

4. Cute, like a small pet.

1. What are you, straight or something?!

2. Nice outfit you're wearing! You're looking very straight today...

3. Anne, your opinions are so conservative, I'd almost think you were straight.

4. I met a straight couple at Crate & Barrel yesterday. They seemed nice.

by Bob April 10, 2005