bob's definitions

thou

Machine Tool Operator Tech Speak for "Thousandths of an Inch" (.001").

The hole needs to be 150 thou deep plus or minus 10 thou.

by Bob December 29, 2003

seconds

The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.

He blew up in seconds.

by bob July 30, 2003

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.

Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.

by Bob February 4, 2005

dweezle

A very cool boy with a rather large genetalia.

Jonathan Is such a dweezle.

by Bob March 2, 2004

John Elway

The greatest football quarter-back of all time. Lead the Broncos to 2 back to back Super Bowl wins.

John Elway is the greatest

by Bob February 16, 2004

vbwkedafhreagj

It is the exact time when A person spazes out on a computer keyboard, and the 1-1,456,678,445,675,435,678 chance of hitting those keys in that ord

By smacking Johns head off the keyboard, I hit the
1-1,456,678,445,675,435,678
chance in typing in
vbwkedafhreagj
on my first try. I should play the lottery.

by Bob November 10, 2006