1151 definitions by bob

Illinois Malnutrition and Sleep-Deprivation Academy
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by Bob December 02, 2003
Expression of incredulity. Similar to "no way" or "Wow, I can't fucking belive it"
What? My lazy ex got a job? Shut up!
by bob May 20, 2003
to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass
Jim fist fucked his girlfriend in her twat.
by Bob October 05, 2003
A very common disease in which the individual feels the need to repeatedly play an object, usually referred to as an "instrument," on an day to day basis. Common side effects are loss of hair, virginity, social status, social life, and in some cases, mild death
Bob: Wanna go to the movies?
Bobette: I can't, I have Band
by Bob March 05, 2003
someone who thinks irrationally and is giving you a hard time, usually about someting insignificant, or someone who generally randomly overreacts.
Mom, quit being a royal spaz, it's not that big of a deal!
by Bob November 12, 2003
no worries
dont worry
Ishkabibble it will be fine.
by bob January 24, 2005
When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.
"I got a bad case of the shits!
by Bob October 10, 2004

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