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1151 definitions by bob

 
50.
Expression of incredulity. Similar to "no way" or "Wow, I can't fucking belive it"
What? My lazy ex got a job? Shut up!
by bob May 20, 2003
 
51.
to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass
Jim fist fucked his girlfriend in her twat.
by Bob October 05, 2003
 
52.
Illinois Malnutrition and Sleep-Deprivation Academy
no example needed
by Bob December 02, 2003
 
53.
A very common disease in which the individual feels the need to repeatedly play an object, usually referred to as an "instrument," on an day to day basis. Common side effects are loss of hair, virginity, social status, social life, and in some cases, mild death
Bob: Wanna go to the movies?
Bobette: I can't, I have Band
by Bob March 05, 2003
 
54.
Paid "charity" street worker (read: student) who has been trained to believe that they are carrying out a worthy task, improving peoples' lives by conning Joe Public out of their money for this week's Good Cause. Usually an agency worker where the agency takes a hefty cut of the hourly rate that the charity in question has paid for, whilst at the same time increasing profits by selling on details of those foolish enough to actually stop and sign up to said Good Cause.
If you really want to support a charity, do it through their website, not a chugger.
by Bob April 04, 2005
 
55.
no worries
dont worry
Ishkabibble it will be fine.
by bob January 24, 2005
 
56.
someone who thinks irrationally and is giving you a hard time, usually about someting insignificant, or someone who generally randomly overreacts.
Mom, quit being a royal spaz, it's not that big of a deal!
by Bob November 12, 2003