Toee's definitions

Philbilly

What you call an inbred from Philadelphia, played off the word Hillbilly, added with Philadelphia.

Most Philbillies are found in the shittier neighborhoods, Port Richmond, Fishtown, Tacony, and especially Kensington. A Philbilly refers to white trash only, though, so North Philly is not included in this.

If you're stuck in the ghetto, it's just like being stuck in the mountains.

He was drunk at 8 am, his eagles jersey on and sitting on his front porch. He is such a Philbilly.

by Toee September 2, 2006

Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.

Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.

by toee April 29, 2006

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006

Apocalyptic Betty

From the woman who brought us NiMb.ie, Yaoi, and The Missionary Kids, comes Apocalyptic Betty, an EBM solo act, planning on album release in 2009.

Apocalyptic Betty is some really crazy EBM shit.

by toee December 3, 2006

Fish Fuck

1. Fucking someone with a fish. Which is quite disturbing however... related to the Edgewater Inn (and mudsharksO and the incident involving a young woman and a lobster.

2. The act of fish engaging in intercourse.

3. A popular GWAR song... also related to fucking an animal.

1. You slut, I'm going to fuck you with a fish!

2. The whales were having a little fish fuck.

3. At the show last night, GWAR played Fish Fuck.

by toee February 11, 2006

Sexy Tiger

Horny people like to call their lovers sexy tigers. The image that comes to my mind is a buff, dark man with a nice ass. For men, I assume it would be a tall blonde woman with nice tits.

Or then again, maybe just the person you are currently initimate with.

"Oh, you are such a sexy tiger, let's do it right now!"

by toee May 17, 2006

PawPaw for Jesus!

A semi-famous phrase from a short story that was aired on NPR about seven or so years ago. It involved a woman hitchhiking through a town called PawPaw. Whilst hitchhiking, she sticks her head out the window and yells "PawPaw for Jesus!" to show her enthusiasm.

So I shoved my head out the window and screamed, "PawPaw for Jesus!"

by toee April 30, 2006