Toee's definitions

piece of ass

Dane Cook once sated that it was something you find at a crimescene.

"We've found..uh..It looks like a piece of ass?!"
said the police officer bagging the evidence.

by toee May 24, 2006

sex and violence

A song by the Exploited.

Or, just sex and violence, literally.

I went to an exploited show and they played sex and violence

by toee May 24, 2006

Silas

Kick ass character from the Da Vinci code, also an albino catholic monk.

The only reason to read the Da Vinci code is just for Silas, because he is the best character.

by toee May 25, 2006

Internet Gadfly

Taken from Somethingawful.com -

The Internet Gadfly is easily mistaken for a troll, but is actually far more pathetic and common than the troll. Whereas a troll is an artificial construct, the Internet Gadfly is desperate to invest himself emotionally in his attempts at disruption. The Internet belongs to him and how DARE you do something of which he does not approve. The Internet Gadfly will often initially seem benign, but he will soon attach himself to the power structure somewhere - on a forum, on IRC or even on Usenet - and then things will go horribly wrong. Internet Gadfly will begin griping constantly and pushing boundaries. He will eventually attempt to foment rebellion and, failing this, retreat to a sort of sub-community that exists solely to harass the community that exiled him. Fortunately, Internet Gadfly will find many outcast comrades to take up the cause with him.

You are such an internet gadfly/

by toee May 28, 2006

Ryuhei Matsuda

One of the sexiest stars from out of Japan. Ryuhei was born in 1983 to the equally famous Yusaku and Miyuki Matsuda. Since then he has gone on to become an actor and model in Japan, but his popularity is spreading. He doesn't speak english, is 6', and took his first acting role at the age of 15.

Omg...Ryuhei Matsuda is so freaking sexy.

by toee April 27, 2006

Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.

Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.

by toee April 29, 2006

PawPaw for Jesus!

A semi-famous phrase from a short story that was aired on NPR about seven or so years ago. It involved a woman hitchhiking through a town called PawPaw. Whilst hitchhiking, she sticks her head out the window and yells "PawPaw for Jesus!" to show her enthusiasm.

So I shoved my head out the window and screamed, "PawPaw for Jesus!"

by toee April 30, 2006