75 definitions by Toee

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.
by toee May 16, 2006

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One who becomes sexually promiscuous when intoxicated.
At the party last night, I had so many drinks I became a sloppy slut!
by toee November 11, 2008

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A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.
John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.
by Toee August 30, 2006

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A girl, usually ages 11 - 21, who is unhealthily obsessed with poto. It usually manifests itself with the recent film adaptation, and their nonsensical squeeing over Gerik. Elitists hate them, others feel sorry for them. Either way, I'm pretty sure they're here to stay. Also see phan.
It's nothing but phangirls at the poto.imdb message boards.
by toee April 30, 2006

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A group of female fans of one male character or celebrity/personality. Most frequent among Sci-Fi/Fantasy fans, but is expanding. Pretty much where a horny woman can drool and talk about her new dream man. (Whether he be real or not.)
Almost all Estrogen Brigades come in the form of a website. Just type it in on google.
by toee February 20, 2006

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A slang native to southeast Pennsylvania, particularly Philadelphia and Bucks county that refers to a woman's breast. Pronouned Feh-NO-nos, it can refer to a chest of any kind.
Check out the Fenonos on that chick!
by toee April 16, 2007

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Typically known as a troll, someone who is so incredibly in awe with something they have to act as if they hate it. They come on message boards and troll, but in their hearts they would come running in a second.
"This totally sucks, u losers, it's stoopid." said the Crushboy on the message board. We all know he liked it.
by toee April 30, 2006

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