Coming from a character from the Anime series Death Note, a Matsuda is an endearingly inept individual who tries too hard at his job and ends up only making things worse. There are rare occasions when his impulsive behavior moves things forward, but these are far and few between. He is, however, the best at getting coffee for his co-workers.
by Astrocide October 17, 2010
(1) (adj.) vilest, evilest, grossest, worst, etc. etc. could be used in terms for all derrogatory words.
ie: "This sucks matsuda.", "MATSUDA! #$%^" (to replace "Damn", "Fuck", "Shit", whatever your heart desires), "Ewww...looks so matsuda. *barf"
(2) (n.) one who is extremely bad, unliked, disgusting.
ie: "Man..that chick is UGLY. like, a freakin MATSUDA.", "I hate Matsudas!! They deserve to die."
Matsudaing: (v.)
To act extremely smartmouthed and annoying, laugh at your own jokes, wear disgusting hippie clothes, have no sense of parallel earing coordination, and pain unfortunate students in attempts to understand Matsuda (look above) ways of thinking on the subjects of CHEMISTRY.
(ie: "Matsudaing is the most boring way to waste your life, ever.", "One day, my friend was matsudaing, and was mobbed by a group of people because of its absurdness."
"THis one girl came to school matsudaing the ugliest clothes I've ever seen. And her earrings didn't match. wow."
ie: "This sucks matsuda.", "MATSUDA! #$%^" (to replace "Damn", "Fuck", "Shit", whatever your heart desires), "Ewww...looks so matsuda. *barf"
(2) (n.) one who is extremely bad, unliked, disgusting.
ie: "Man..that chick is UGLY. like, a freakin MATSUDA.", "I hate Matsudas!! They deserve to die."
Matsudaing: (v.)
To act extremely smartmouthed and annoying, laugh at your own jokes, wear disgusting hippie clothes, have no sense of parallel earing coordination, and pain unfortunate students in attempts to understand Matsuda (look above) ways of thinking on the subjects of CHEMISTRY.
(ie: "Matsudaing is the most boring way to waste your life, ever.", "One day, my friend was matsudaing, and was mobbed by a group of people because of its absurdness."
"THis one girl came to school matsudaing the ugliest clothes I've ever seen. And her earrings didn't match. wow."
more examples:
You are the ugliest piece of Matsuda I've ever seen talking matsudaing nonsense. Please, put a paper bag over your head and ducktape your mouth shut so that I never have to deal with you again.
You are the ugliest piece of Matsuda I've ever seen talking matsudaing nonsense. Please, put a paper bag over your head and ducktape your mouth shut so that I never have to deal with you again.
by kira kim February 4, 2005
Touta Matsuda also known as Taro Matsui is a character in an anime/manga Death Note. He is a member of the japanese police and the kira task force. He isn`t like others as he isn`t as experianced as the other officers. He seems to be lacking behind the others, but proves worthy of a gun after shooting Light Yagami aka Kira. Matsuda isn`t treated as nice as he should be treated and is looked down on, therefore causing his actions at the Yotsuba group; only after being " Misa`s manager. " His actions at Yotsuba only lead him into almost getting killed by Kira at the time, which happened to be Higuchi. Therefore Matsuda seems to be a clutz when having to fake his death by " falling " out of a window. Matsuda seems to be a huge fan of Misa Amane and seems to be devestated after losing the role of her manager. He also seems to have a crush on Light`s sister Sayu Yagami; but Mr. Yagami disproves and says that Sayu will never be allowed to date a police officer. Matsuda`s birthday, which is probably unimportant to most is December 14th.
Touta Matsuda: L, is there anything I can help with in the Kira case ?
L: Yes, go get me some coffee.
L: Yes, go get me some coffee.
by MatsuChii July 5, 2010
One of the sexiest stars from out of Japan. Ryuhei was born in 1983 to the equally famous Yusaku and Miyuki Matsuda. Since then he has gone on to become an actor and model in Japan, but his popularity is spreading. He doesn't speak english, is 6', and took his first acting role at the age of 15.
by toee April 12, 2006
The one the only the legend - to define how Amazing and Loving he is to his loved ones, it can't be matched. He is well respected and humble, but also very protective to the ones he cares about. By all means do not disrespect him or you will find your self sleeping on the floor.
Justin Matsuda where are u!?
by Joojoomoomoo November 23, 2021
by 3Pole July 4, 2008
uh
hes the ultimate neurologist
idk and he has grey hair i think
update; its blue
like a dark one
uhh he also like
is in the hospital or smth
hes the ultimate neurologist
idk and he has grey hair i think
update; its blue
like a dark one
uhh he also like
is in the hospital or smth
by xohi May 25, 2021