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the Panda song

Originally from Sifl and Ollie, it is a song about, well, pandas. There is an online video of it.
Here's famous lyrics -

"The pandas are coming, they'll rip your ass to shreds!"
"What kind of camoflage is this? Black and white? Hiding in an oreo factory maybe?"

That's the Panda song.
by Toee August 28, 2006
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dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.
by toee May 23, 2006
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sex and violence

A song by the Exploited.

Or, just sex and violence, literally.
I went to an exploited show and they played sex and violence
by toee May 24, 2006
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{^ }_^)

look, this one looks like poto, {^ }_^)
by toee September 20, 2006
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goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.
Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.
by toee May 24, 2006
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Fish Fuck

1. Fucking someone with a fish. Which is quite disturbing however... related to the Edgewater Inn (and mudsharksO and the incident involving a young woman and a lobster.

2. The act of fish engaging in intercourse.

3. A popular GWAR song... also related to fucking an animal.
1. You slut, I'm going to fuck you with a fish!

2. The whales were having a little fish fuck.

3. At the show last night, GWAR played Fish Fuck.
by toee February 11, 2006
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Apocalyptic Betty

From the woman who brought us NiMb.ie, Yaoi, and The Missionary Kids, comes Apocalyptic Betty, an EBM solo act, planning on album release in 2009.
Apocalyptic Betty is some really crazy EBM shit.
by toee December 3, 2006
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