Toee's definitions

Chainshipping

Yet another obsessive fangirl base. Chainshipping is the nickname given to (usually) teenage girls who have watched the film Saw and feel that Adam and Lawrence should be lovers. They have infected most fanfic/message boards for the Saw films with their smut. However, they are one of the better yaoi enthusiasts, since they don't seem to force their opinion on others.

You can always tell which ones are into chainshipping, 16, female and Leigh Whannell obsessed.

by toee May 11, 2006

Beakman's World

A show that aired in the 90's and was fronted by Paul Zaloom a satirist and performance artist who called himself Beakman and acted rather flamboyantly.

Many people who remember the show remember it fondly, it was almost like Pee Wee's playhouse meets Bill Nye the science guy.

It showcased a mad scientist, a rat-man-creature, numerous female assistants and penguins doing science projects and dispelling myths among other things.

Now, I'm quite sure it has a huge stoner fanbase, because the show is very, very trippy.

It was a sad day when they took Beakman's World off the air in 1997.

Random stoner - "I'm gonna go smoke a blunt and watch Beakman's World, wanna come?"

by Toee August 30, 2006

Mall Pirate

Kids who are acutally Mall Rats starting to call themselves Mall Pirates. They usually bring a Mall Ninja into it. There is a war between Ninjas and Pirates that they like to exploit. It is strange.

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Pirates.

by toee February 10, 2006

hitman

Also called Cleaners, many hitmen today do very unexciting work. Mostly just making people's spouses (who they've paid to off them)look like they accidentally got in a car crash. Unlike in the movies, hitmen can be old, out of shape, unsophistocated, unrelated to any mobs and can also occasionally be women. Hitmen don't kill because they like it, necessarily, just because they like the money.

See cleaner. Also, they are in an off way related to bounty hunters, who are self employed persons who hunt for hitment.

The hitman was paid 10 grand to off the woman's husband.

"It's nothing personal, it's just business," the hitman said as he put the gun to his head.

by toee May 24, 2006

Skinbyrd

Originally meant to be the girlfriend, friend, or supporter of skinheads. It was stated that girls aren't supposed to be skinheads, but rather to help out the guys that are, but still wanted rank within the skinheads. So, they became skinbyrds. Some skinbyrds took on the look of skinheads, with the boots and shaved heads or chelsea hair, but most remained anonymous and chose to look 'normal'.

Some claim that there is no such thing as a female skinhead, and all that exists are skinbyrds. I suppose this though counts on what subgroup of skinheads you are.

Traditional skinheads believe in skinbyrds, and racist ones do too. Sharp and Rash skinheads think of women as skinheads, however.

See that girl over there, hanging out with all those skinheads, she's a skinbyrd.

by toee May 23, 2006

Edgely

A town in Pennsylvania that is technically part of Bristol. It is very aptly named, because Edgely seems to be on the edge of civiliation. There is not one store, laundromat, doctor's office, fast food joint, mall, or park there. It is just houses, and that's it. It is a depressing little town, if rich.

There is nothing to do in Edgely, it's a sad little town.

by Toee September 3, 2006

29

29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale"

The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.

"I got number 29." Grant said.

"Oh silly," I said, "Don't you know that means? It means you humped a humpback whale."

by toee September 14, 2006