piece of ass

Dane Cook once sated that it was something you find at a crimescene.

"We've found..uh..It looks like a piece of ass?!"
said the police officer bagging the evidence.

by toee May 24, 2006

Hank Azaria

An oddly sexy and multitalented actor from New York. His most famous excursions include marrying Helen Hunt, playing Lancelot in the broadway musical Spamalot, and the voices of Moe, Apu and Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons.

He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.

Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly

Hank Azaria is one fine piece of man and an awesome actor.

by toee May 24, 2006

Vee's life story

A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.

Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.

That is Vee's life story.

by toee November 11, 2006

Silas

Kick ass character from the Da Vinci code, also an albino catholic monk.

The only reason to read the Da Vinci code is just for Silas, because he is the best character.

by toee May 25, 2006

Yaoi

1. Gay anime porn, popular among many women.

2. Philadelphia based band that was from mid 2004-early 2006. Came from the remains of the band NiMb.ie. Only one member continued in music with her EBM project Apocalyptic Betty, and another failed project The Missionary Kids

1. You can download all the Yaoi you want, it's sexi isn't it?

2. Did you hear that Yaoi song? Too bad they broke up.

by toee December 03, 2006

Ryuhei Matsuda

One of the sexiest stars from out of Japan. Ryuhei was born in 1983 to the equally famous Yusaku and Miyuki Matsuda. Since then he has gone on to become an actor and model in Japan, but his popularity is spreading. He doesn't speak english, is 6', and took his first acting role at the age of 15.

Omg...Ryuhei Matsuda is so freaking sexy.

by toee April 27, 2006

Back Stabbing Broad

Bascially a woman, be it a friend or a girlfriend, or even someone you barely know, who stabs you in the back a bitchy way. Someone severely looked down on.

She is such a back stabbing broad, I let her stay at my house for one night and she already made a pass at my boyfriend.

by toee May 23, 2006