Max's definitions

lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.

n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"

by Max June 16, 2004

Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)

Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.

by Max September 23, 2004

jawmuncher

A person who acts stupid but is really smart but only when it is needed.

Lets say Bob goes to school and steals some cafeteria food, pretty stupid. But when he takes his Algebra final he makes a 100. This would be a jawmuncher.

This word is commonly used in middle and high school when talking about a friend that does stupid things outside of school but is smart inside of school.

by Max June 18, 2006

pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off

wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker

by max December 9, 2004

jiz face

a kid who can either be reffered to as a nerd, with many pimples
or a word you say just for fun in a crowd to see who responds with a "wat u want" or "yes"

kid: JIZ FACE!!
sum ppl in the crowd: wat u want
kid and friends: hahahaha

by max December 4, 2004

skrewed

1) fifteen year old girl (as of december 2004) who has too much work
2) jenni

the girl has too much work, she is skrewed

by max December 9, 2004

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003