Max's definitions

Cuddle Buddy

two people who enjoy the affection of one another. In some cases, this may lead to friends with benefits or a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

Friend: dude so did you get some head last night?

Friend2: Dawg, we are just cuddle buddies!

by max May 13, 2005

pager

(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.

That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.

by max March 10, 2004

autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."

by Max February 25, 2005

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by max August 9, 2004

fuckmuncher

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.

A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.

by Max May 29, 2003

Chemical Brothers

Artist who blend industrial metal and techno together.

The Chemical Brothers are some of the greatest artists ever!

by Max September 15, 2003

maxism

the greatest and most overpowering religion. worchip by many known by little. ppl of this religion worship the almighty max creator of all ruler of many. highest life form there is. even though hes short and drinks....cough syrup..oh yeah!!

worship the all overpowering max!!!

by max April 15, 2005