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futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers
by Max April 22, 2005
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kurombo

Japanese for nigger. A really rude word.
all the kurombos are eating fried chicken
by max December 20, 2004
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santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
by max December 12, 2004
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hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max
Max is Lauren's hero.
by Max October 3, 2004
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fuckshovel

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.
In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"
by Max October 16, 2004
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karima

Goddess, nNmesis of X-calvin, Giant Lemon circling above the Universal Bottle, fighting the Giant Pink Elephant that is X-calvin.
Martyr: Booney
Ow, Karima what have you done!! Smythe Me!
by Max December 2, 2004
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sewage works

A term for an arsehole.
"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"
by max May 2, 2005
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