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Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.
by Max April 02, 2003
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Norweigan metal band. Famed more for stabbings than music


count grishnack
he's going to do some mayhem style shit with that knife
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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Apparently, it's Dean Winters causing damage to everyone's car and making you wait 97 minutes on hold while trying to reach your insurance company, and yet it's impossible to hate this guy.
Get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
by sdkjvsdkfjv January 09, 2012
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The band of Euronymous, the great black metal spokesman who convinced the likes of Emperor and Immortal to be teh KVLT black metal they are instead of Death Metal, without Euronymous you wouldn't have the first wave of Norwegian black metal. Also the band was great for the first bit then Euronymous got juked and they kind of went downhill from there. Unfortunately criticized for being popular which in the black metal world seems to equal fail, this is wrong.
Guy 1 "Mayhem kicks ass, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas is epic win!"
Guy 2 "No they don't, teh r totl posrs!!11!!!!! Blashenehredgehrs is troo kvlt black metulZ!!!!
Guy3 " Actually, no guy 2 you are wrong."
by Shitrock September 24, 2008
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The original black metal band. Formed by Euronymous, the greatest black metal guitarist ever to scar the eardrums. Their 1993 debut, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, is one ov the greatest metal albums ever recorded. They are also the most satanic and..."Necro"...band to ever walk the earth. In fact, only four out of the nine people to have ever played in MayheM are completely sane. NECRO AS FUCK!!! IN FACT, their first vocalist, Dead, committed suicide, and Euronymous made necklaces out ov his skull. it is also rumored that he made a stew from Dead's brains. AND, finally to top it all off, their session bassist for DMDS, Varg Vikernes, hated Euronymous so much that he killed him. Yeah, thats right. The bassist who played on an album killed the guitarist on the same album. Now THAT'S what I call evil!
Forrest Gump: MayheM are the most awesome black metal band ever, and that's all I've got to say about that.
by Thrasher13 July 19, 2009
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Rachel: guys what's mayhem?
Amanda: shut up rachel. #mayhem #ronswanson
by poopandcheese February 21, 2013
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A violent black metal band.The original members (dead and euronymous)are dead.Some people say that if it was not for the murder and other crimes they would not be known.This is wrong of course they have talent!Other people say that the current line up is not the real mayhem.Bah please tell me that GDOW is not real mayhem!Fuck off to all nay-sayers mayhem rules if you dont like mayhem then go away and pleasure yourself with your grandma's dildo little faggot's
Hail dead,Hail euronymous,Hail MayheM,Death to count grishnackh!
by Chickenwing21 October 10, 2006
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