Being as stupid as a shovel.
Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.
In reference to a misspelling
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"
A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.
This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.
Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!
1. Alter ego Danyelle Stampe. A hot dancer who performs with
. Known to shoot 20 foot flames from her mouth, spit blood on the audience, and wear skimpy costumes with a spiked push-up bra.
I don't care what you say, Slymenstra Hymen is fuckin' HOT!
A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.
G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!
Person who is mentally or chemically imbalanced; (2) A local idiot or nutcase; (3) Anyone who is held in extreme hatred; (4) Person who belives in total ditatorship but is incapable of running his or her own life; (5) Someone who is in need of psychological evaluation and/or therapy.
The fire chief is a real Fetty.
The makers of the fantastic SV camera. Top drawer.
"Can I touch your pentax"
To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.
No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.
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