Max's definitions

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 3, 2004

pidgeon hat

An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.

The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.

by Max January 7, 2004

Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.

Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!

by Max February 25, 2005

duggle

Intense Snuggling; sexual snuggling

Wanna duggle in the bed?

by max April 10, 2005

razored

waking up after a night of drinking covered in blood.

dude...i don't know how it happened, but i got fuckin' razored last night.

by max March 1, 2008

vassili zaitsev

An awesoem Russian sniper from the Urals, made more famous by 'Enemy at the Gates'. Promised to kill 150 germans in Stalingrad, but came one shy. Killed 40 within a 10 day period, and 400 in total.

Watch enemy at the gates, not an example, a demand

by max May 10, 2005

pucci

a guy who lets the girl take complete control in the relationship, he's her biatch

nasser is pucci, if he could get a girlfriend

by max November 13, 2003