Max's definitions

represent

Something said by dumbass yuppie posers in order to get thier ass kicked.

Marlow: Represent, yo!
*THWACK*

by Max May 11, 2004

russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 17, 2005

grannyman

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.

grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!

by max April 19, 2004

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers

That guy cut you off! What a futso.

by Max April 22, 2005

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 3, 2004

tarzan

A white person who acts black (ie, acts like he was raised by apes.) Similar to wigger.

that kid is such a fucking tarzan bitch

by max December 1, 2004