Max's definitions

email

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

by Max April 11, 2004

Don

an east bay badass

daaaamn, don's in oakland again.

by max October 24, 2003

Seraph

A melancholy Angelic Being known for massive slaughter and amusement. Wields a legendary Zweihander named 'The Hand of Lord Aaron'. Excellent lover.

Seraph is t3|-| |_33Yz()12!!1111!

by Max August 12, 2003

lohikan

the best camp on the face of the earth
22B and 16A 2004!!!!!!!!!!

lohikan is the best camp

by maX March 16, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

by Max May 11, 2004

Jaffered

To be messed up.

This situation is really Jaffered up.

by max November 18, 2003

shakeif

tucking your cock and balls between your legs

At the party I gots real high and pulled a shakeif .I ran all around the living room screaming "SHAAAAKEIF!!! SAAAAAKEIF!!!!" It was killer

by Max April 10, 2003