meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 08, 2004

cky

Most original band you will hear today

Wow too bad no other band evn competes with CKY

by Max October 26, 2003

SEFAR

Sorry
Excuse
For
A
Rapper

Ja Rule

by Max August 03, 2003

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max September 20, 2004

damn

a word used by angry americans

damn you,
god damnit

by max September 28, 2004

fuckshovel

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.

In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"

by Max October 16, 2004

shfwilf

still haven't found what I'm looking for. Used by Michael the QA Admin on protonic.com

Crap, I shfwilf and I don't even know what it is ilf...

Damn you shfwilf, always sending me AI's!

by Max January 14, 2005