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wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"
Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.
by Max May 11, 2004
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jawmuncher

A person who acts stupid but is really smart but only when it is needed.
Lets say Bob goes to school and steals some cafeteria food, pretty stupid. But when he takes his Algebra final he makes a 100. This would be a jawmuncher.

This word is commonly used in middle and high school when talking about a friend that does stupid things outside of school but is smart inside of school.
by Max June 18, 2006
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jiz face

a kid who can either be reffered to as a nerd, with many pimples
or a word you say just for fun in a crowd to see who responds with a "wat u want" or "yes"
kid: JIZ FACE!!
sum ppl in the crowd: wat u want
kid and friends: hahahaha
by max December 4, 2004
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pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off
wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker
by max December 9, 2004
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bootylictious

a woman who has a big sexy butt that is appealing to young men. Made up by Destiny's Child.
My girl friend asked me if her butt was bootylictious enough for my taste.
by max April 19, 2004
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shivam

a kid that is extremely ugly. He likes to lie and beatbox in order to try to be cool. Of course he is retarted. He looks indian but can be confused to a paki. He thinks he is a pimp but he is really gay and likes to suck other indian dicks.
Shivam stop beatboxing, you look like a retard
Does it ever get uglier then a shivam.
by max March 7, 2005
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akbar

A person who is powerful and majestic. Akbar is a enchanting and picturesque individual with charming characteristics. His intellegence can almost astonish you.
Are you kidding me? i was only joking.
Hes a sleezball slut you gets on every gurl, he has the chance too
Akbar's name is snack-bar,because he likes eating all day.
by max March 12, 2005
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