Max's definitions

damn

a word used by angry americans

damn you,
god damnit

by max September 27, 2004

shakeif

tucking your cock and balls between your legs

At the party I gots real high and pulled a shakeif .I ran all around the living room screaming "SHAAAAKEIF!!! SAAAAAKEIF!!!!" It was killer

by Max April 10, 2003

Jaffered

To be messed up.

This situation is really Jaffered up.

by max November 18, 2003

DXI

Death Xceleration Intoxication

he died of death Xceleration intoxication

by Max November 10, 2003

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

fisher

A game by which two contestants compete against each other to see who can upload the most urinal cakes into the other contestants anus.When each contestant is filled, each then consumes large amounts of Senecot laxatives. The first person to release all the cakes wins.

My ass is massive after that game of "Fisher"

by max April 13, 2005

head sets

sets for your head

Gerrof y'bastard,I'll break yer legs

by Max November 10, 2003