Max's definitions

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

True

Indeed or absolutly

"True dat"

by Max August 3, 2003

Toliaphonaphobia

Fear of dropping your phone in the loilet.

DUDE!!! i can go pee while talking on the phone because of my toliaphonaphobia.

by Max August 29, 2006

shaw

A young farmer who is known around fife for his rugby skills, and his stregnth.

"holy creoly, that guy is solid."

"his name is Shaw"

by max May 1, 2005

glowjob

A glow in the dark condom

Hey baby lemme close the blinds and strap on a glow job.

by max March 4, 2004

meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 8, 2004

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 7, 2004