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fuckmuncher

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.
A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.
by Max May 29, 2003
mugGet the fuckmunchermug.

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.
by max August 9, 2004
mugGet the brass ballsmug.

tomorrows nobody

A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.
G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!
by Max August 7, 2003
mugGet the tomorrows nobodymug.

max hardcore

To have super-rough wierd sex with a girl, in the manner of pornographer extrordinaire, Max Hardcore.
I totally gave that girl the Max Hardcore.
by max December 20, 2004
mugGet the max hardcoremug.

yaya

The biggest faggiest wop alive, straight from italy. The smarts of a 9 year old boy.
wow you're so dumb, u pulled a YaYa
by Max August 17, 2003
mugGet the yayamug.

maximus

A product used for penis enlargement.
I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack
by max March 29, 2004
mugGet the maximusmug.

autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.
"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."
by Max February 25, 2005
mugGet the autophilemug.

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