Max's definitions

NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made

i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me

by MAX January 30, 2003

sfazir

This means to slap furiously with a wooden plank. Origin is unknown but dates back to the early 70's.

I sfazired on of my carpool people.

by Max March 3, 2005

Akbar

Akbar is a powerful and majestic individual. He enchanting and picturesque characteristics will charm you. Akbar's intellegent notions have not only brought peace to huamanity, but have facilitated many oppotunities for others around the world. Not? Hes a slut you can't get his hands off gurls. Slap him a few times and hell bark.

Akbar is a snackbar, because he will eat until the cows come home.

by max March 12, 2005

gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2

look at steve and jeff go at it

by max December 9, 2004

Ramen

In addition to cheap Asian noodles, in many circles the word has come to be a colloquialism any cheap food eaten by those who cannot afford much more.

College is so expensive these days, I'm going to have to spend the next four years eating ramen.

by Max May 25, 2003

fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.

Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.

by Max May 27, 2004

What's her/his fuck?

Phrase use directly in place of “What is his or her name?”

Hey Loren, remember that guy at the party, what's his fuck?

by max August 19, 2004