Shirking

The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.

"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"

"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."

Shirking by The Pube Whisperer December 14, 2015

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Brooke

Brooke is very amazing beautiful girl .Brooke struggles with body image no matter how many times you tell her she pretty she wont believe you but as I said she very beautiful. Brooke may look very sweet and be quite but she can beat ass if she your gf or shows interest you your one lucky bitch cause she one in a million type of girl.if you do cheat on you her you will have to deal with her bestfriend and you wont like it.if brooke your friend keep her close and she very trustful and understanding if you have a brooke in your life keep her you will regret it ☺

Bestie:hey brooke
Brooke:hey girl
Bestie :me and my bf broke up

Brooke:*gives a heart speech to her Bestie *
Bestie:awww ty you brooke.
Brooke:*later that day(judging herself)
Bestie:brooke your beautiful

Brooke:thx(lies)
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Brooke crush:hey brooke
Brooke:hey (blushes)
Brooke crush:you look pretty today
Brooke:thx(more lies)
Brooke and her crush talk and have a good time*
Broke thoughts:&Damn I love him

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Brooke by Manfredi January 28, 2022

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Knocked

A state of being tired or exhausted. Branches from the phrase "knocked out".

Man 1: hey do you want to skype later?
Woman 1: nah maybe tomorrow. I'm knocked

Knocked by Annaeurysm January 18, 2017

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symekialove

Symekia is a lovly chocolate,smart woman you can ever meet.she's the type of female to give to other before herself.

I like her but i dont think i like her i think i love her symekialove

symekialove by May 1 2000 April 29, 2019

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nnia

she is annoying AF and likes dhruv a lot. she likes f1 a lot. she is not kind at all and not likable. she is a piece of shit. she loves staying next to water(pani) and likes the word rupee. she is a god at football and the best football coach you will ever find on the planet. she can only teach people with inadequate talent. he passion is to play for club panirupa
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nnia mia hai.

nnia by dhruv ka baccha April 24, 2022