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It is a way of saying mega own, or master own.
" dude i tottally mwned this kid with a sniper last night on halo"
mwned by Jerome blackwell February 5, 2008

hide and go fuck yourself

A game that you tell a annoying or smarty pants to play
when tom made bob mad he said "hey why don't you play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself"

theppdude 

someone on tiktok who pulls mad hoes and gets bjs from poppinaperc everyday
i wish my pull game was as strong as theppdude
theppdude by poopee🤫 June 16, 2021
Perfect—that’s the one word. Perfect in her smile, in the way she acts, carries herself, and treats others—especially you. Don’t lose Alina, because that may become your biggest regret. Love her, care for her when she needs it, just as she would for you. If you meet someone like her, consider yourself the luckiest person alive. Value her smile like it’s worth a million dollars, and admire her the way you would the stars at night.

Don’t be afraid to talk to her—she listens, truly listens, and responds with kindness and care. She may get mad sometimes, like anyone, but being there for her is the real apology. She remembers the small things, the moments that matter.

What you have with her is rare—treat it like something priceless. Spend your time wisely, because unlike money, time is something you’ll never get back. And time with her is what truly brings happiness.

I say this as a warning: don’t make the same mistake I did. I waited too long, said nothing, and lost my chance. That moment never came back. As the sun sets and light fades, so did my Alina from my life.
Cody: bro look THERES Alina
Sam: Shes so nice
Cody: shes the best
Alina by Mrohio67 May 4, 2026

riding the rooster 

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.
“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”
riding the rooster by Shiggles July 16, 2014

Sub 70 IQ Warrior

Coined by V and T, This refers to the diagnostic criteria to be classified as Intellectually disabled. Often used when someone does something deemed "stupid."
"Look at that Sub 70 IQ Warrior, can't even put his words together!"
Sub 70 IQ Warrior by Vicki-Mango September 17, 2025
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