PHD - short for (poes hunting douche) generally these profiles are given to tier 2 douchebags. PHD'S are generally nice guys but when a member of the opposite sex is around and the PHD thinks they are attractive enough to do the deed, he transforms into an ancient being capable of being as douchy as can be. ignoring friends and anything in relation to their reguler behaviour. the PHD'S main aim is to impress as much as possible but rarely succeds. PHD'S go as far as lending out playstations xbox's and mainly cigaretts. PHD'S know that they probably wont get what they are looking for but they have strong will power.
reguler guy 1: "hey Kadish where is skye?
reguler guy 2: "Oh he is PHD'ING over there behind jipsy office.
reguler guy 1: man do you think if i ask him for a ciggerate he will give me one?
reguler guy 2: noways man he is saving them for that girl, who is just using him..
reguler guy 1: what a douchebag.
Acronym for Fat Ass Piece Of Shit With Big Titties a combination insult usually used by irritated women directed at their spouse or significant other they usually lie to and praise their bodies most of the time.