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leap cruncher 

A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
leap cruncher by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
A phrase coined by X user Jay encouraging those tiresomely critical of the crypto Cardano to "just buy some" of it's native currency (ADA) -- "The just buy some ada bro meme is rooted in logic. You don’t talk down things irrelevant to you or you don’t care about. You ignore them (like me with say doge or BNB). If you talk about it, it’s likely perceived as a threat or problem. Buying ADA alleviates this source of stress"
JBSA, it'll make being a shill for the status quo easier.
JBSA by LiThiuM_11 February 11, 2024

patty kane 

the act of dummying a taxi driver that won't give you your rightfully owed change.
if this cabby doesn't give me every penny im gonna patty kane him
patty kane by werth October 29, 2009
CRUMPUS-where you shank all the lady’s and through them in a sawmill
“CRUMPUS”
crumpus by Hrhsosurhebxo December 19, 2022

bart simpson 

a yellow thing that is very sad and emotional all the time.
timothy went and done a bart simpson through out the day
bart simpson by EMOGIRL3 May 11, 2022
a guy who talks nd flirts to girls all day nd doesnt talk to them in real life nd is pussy when it comes to that
Johnny is a cyberjack
cyberjack by fhugburvnrenvnfews June 30, 2006
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