masturblastion

The ultimate form of masturbation that results in an excess amount of seminal or vaginal fluid exploding on surrounding surfaces.

Whenever I feel like getting myself off, I make sure that I obtain masturblastion, because if I'm not cleaning up a mess, I'm not doing it right.

masturblastion by cmay June 2, 2015

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feiestivial

Somethin' crazy. Niggas be wildin'.

Me and Caroline went to the feiestivial last week. It was hyphy!

feiestivial by CodyIsCrazy February 2, 2007

up hill gardner

a homosexual, gay, queer or puff.

"See that fella over there he is an up hill gardner"

up hill gardner by SiRuS-T May 9, 2005

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ELYSA HUE LE BUI

Elysa hue le bui, your local supeer gay furry. SHell make you laugh until your shit pops out

Hey elysa hue le bui!
"hey"
*shit pops out*

ELYSA HUE LE BUI by seasonedfish23 June 1, 2022

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Gioulka

Hot af. Pretties girl i've ever seen. Kinda deserves the world. She has some mommy issues. Kinda hard to love but totally worth it. Big thighs, nice boobs. She's kinda fruity but still struggle with her sexuality

-Damnn i wanna kiss gioulka so much
-Yeah. She's so hot

Gioulka by drunk hot lovely person November 20, 2021

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Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.

Don’t be a Jacob

Jacob by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021

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simpanzee

A person who is a hardcore simp for another. They are such an extreme simp that they have descended past the level of humanity and are now an animal (hence the reference to "chimpanzee").

Did you see Bob? He's been simping over Michael for three months now and his simpery is showing no signs of stopping. He's become a real simpanzee.

simpanzee by eyelidlash July 18, 2021

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