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Urban Dictionary

Brockhampton 

odd future but with dickbreath
Yo have you checked out brockhampton?
complete fits of silent laughter. used instead of summat like pmsl or lmao.
in msn or summat:

A:iv got a joke for you
B:wow, go for it
A:why did the chicken cross the road?
B:dunno
A:because he felt like it
B:hah! CFOSL! that was hilarious. mental!

Silianaphobia 

A crippling anxiety that takes over you at the thought of spending the rest of your life in the Tunisian state "Siliana"
All Silianians suffer from Silianaphobia. Not only do they have to live in Tunisia, which in itself is bad enough, but they also live in one of the worst states.
1. Sneaky, Shady, Tricky, Slick, and Sexy.
2. One who smirkles finds alllll the holes....
3. Someone who smirkles around town has the biggest swinging balls but most of the time can't be trusted to use them.
4. Someone who always sacks the QB.
5. Both getting into tight spaces and not getting into tight places at the same time.
6. Most of all, Smirkle is the name of the baddest pet fish that ever existed.
S/he smirkled the booze into the movie theater.
Smirkle by Chef-Boy-R-Beep December 15, 2023
A nasty, trashy whore who seems great at first, but in the end will fuck you over bad! Faiths love to get down and dirty and tell everyone about it. Hell, they even love to rub it in peoples faces. They will change alot when they enter their late teens. Some advice, stay away from Faiths. They will leave you FUCKED UP!!!
Man, whats wrong?
Idk man Faith left me fucked up
Faith by Raul Lopezxjj December 15, 2008

ex-wingman 

Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.

A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."

"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
ex-wingman by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012