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Urban Dictionary

A portmanteau formed using the first two letters of the words: FAce DOwn ASs UP and describes the way a person (frequently the person that will be the passive or receiver in anal sex) has positioned their body while awaiting a pending sexual encounter.
Craig was in his bedroom fadoasup awaiting the arrival of Larry, Todd, Emile, and Jarjar who would no doubt desecrate his anus.
Fadoasup by H.H. McGillicuddy February 3, 2023

Polished Turd Syndrome 

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

Throatmeal 

A phlegmy substance build up from previous oral sexcapades(semen) ,commonly mistaken as phlegm.
That woman choked on her own throatmeal
Throatmeal by Gangleitis January 20, 2019

patrick stump 

Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). I get orgasms from listening to him. Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. Except there's something about him that makes him unexplainably cute and adorable. I'd like to get in his pants.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!

Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
patrick stump by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008

Displaced 

to project feelings onto an object or person not originally intended, but done so subconsciously, since directly addressing the true source of one's feelings is either too painful or too difficult.
Mercedes was very angry at Paul for flirting with Kitty. So she displaced her feelings of hostility by befriending Marshall in retribution.
Displaced by Ili T. September 25, 2013

Whites of the Round Table

A group of people (usually in positions of power, influence, or riches) who virtue signal online.
LeJon: "Damn bro did you see that person posting about (insert current social topic)?"

Darius: "Yeah bro all these people fake as hell, they the Whites of the Round Table"

cuntwhorebitchface 

Can't get your insult out with just ONE word? Then put them together. A combination of cunt, whore, bitch & face. Someone you dislike with GREAT instensity. Sometimes it's fun to say this word out loud randomly, in stores and at school. XD
cuntwhorebitchface, say it loud, and say it proud.
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