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some damn good smoke wit a little extra somethin special in it for anyone who's smoked it and knows and for yall back home in da east we call it dank........
bitch pass dat chronic you suckin, you know you don't get none.
chronic by BiG j January 21, 2005
It is not a replacement for bitch. It is a very brutal word used as a joke. I madeven this word up and no one but me knew th definition till now. Your welcome frands. "Oh my god I hate you so much you cunty whore . Seriously I actually want to slap you to Neptune. I'll bitch slap you all the way around the mother fucking solar system hoe. You make me want to slit my wrists deeper than Hannah baker. Honestly I will rib off your limbs, shove them down your throat, feed your insides to my dog, and then donate your skin. Girl you seriously annoy me so fucking much, I can't wait till the day you die. At your funeral I'll put your body in the ground with no casket and then burn you. I actually want to punch your face in."
Becky- OMG, Veronica!! I just like totally lost your pokemon card
Veronica- holy shit!!Becky I can't even right now. You batoochka!!!
Becky- omg , vee!! You did not just call me that!! I hate you!!!
batoochka by Moe the hoe July 11, 2017

slippery gumbo 

After someone has a nice juicy shart in public and a kid runs and slips in it.
“Dude did you see that kid go swimming in that slippery gumbo.”

nintendrone 

An extremely underloved gamer, commonly stereotyped as a rude Nintendo-only gamer, especially by hyprocritical and inadequate ps2xbots. Very smart gamers.
I hate Nintendrones, PS2 and Xbox is the best!
nintendrone by Peter66 September 3, 2005
An older man that only has eyes for younger women, in an attempt to prove he's not ageing.
He's such a jackal, always chasing after Pumas.
jackal by SScott February 24, 2008

Self Facial 

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.
When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.
Self Facial by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009
Just an excuse for hetrosexual guys to touch other men in inappropriate places - for fun!!!
Perfect example of this definition of rugby has to be Hopawarty.

Guy 1: Oh shit I just got fingered in my anus by that straight dude!
Guy 2: Bet you were playing Rugby
Rugby by duckfat88 October 21, 2010
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