A ripple generated when a single person consumed a massive quantity of McDonald's.

To kick one in the head with utmost force and yell fuckkick.

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas

He has very beautiful eyes and a bright smile. He usually acts like a tough guy unless you open him up. He also dates someone he has been close with for at least half a year. He will love until A) He gets bored of you and moves on or B) You break up with him. He always puts family first and then education. He would have you somewhere there but you won’t be ignored. He gets lazy often but is a fast and efficient worker.

the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.