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Carlos Ray Norris 

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born in 1940, the year of the Dragon. His name that he is most commonly referred to is Chuck Norris, the man who many people consider a God. His counterpart is Asian-American Bruce Lee, who was born the exact same year. Carlos, or "Chuck" is most known for his ROUND-HOUSE kicks and his many other impossible feats. In real life, Chuck Norris has the highest degree of Black Belt in Tai kwon do, being the first white man to achieve this status
Guy 1: Hi Carlos Ray Norris!
Norris: *roundhouse kicks him* I don't like smartasses....
Carlos Ray Norris by 64hyp64 October 25, 2009
Rockyism is a religion to praise almighty Rocky the cat, (not a cult)
“Uhm, sorry I only support Rockyism.”
Rockyism by anonymous September 14, 2020

John Lemon

The frontman of the Beets, brilliant song writer and musical Jesus. Decieved by the succubus Yoko Onion. He is bigger than Jesus and greater than you. Bow down.
John Lemon is the worst meme of 2016. Go die
John Lemon by MemesForSand January 3, 2017
Colloquial term for a slow black person
Dontrell: who dat renig ova there?

De'Niggfawnduh: that's trayvon he got dropped on his head
Renig by Watermelonisia November 6, 2013

Log Jammer 

It's a water-ride at Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA.
Johnny: Hey Bobby, this heat is killing me... after the girls get out of the restroom let's go on the Log Jammer.

Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.

Johnny: Good call.
Log Jammer by Stickyrikky July 14, 2009

Punkin String 

The line of skin that runs up the middle of the ball sack.
"Dude, when I was shavin my nuts, I almost cut my punkin string.
Punkin String by Onefuzzybug June 6, 2010
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