The nicest most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She can be a bit crazy sometimes, but in ge best way possible. She’s also a freak that loves to tease.
Probably makes or listens to music that screams virginity. Definitely has an account on rateyourmusic. Perhaps funny online, has no social skills, maybe owns a memepage. Probably has funny friends who'd degrade him on urban dictionary.
Female 1: Why is that guy always sitting alone in a corner during parties?
Female 2: Don't go near him he gives me 'ruzab' vibes.
A Sir Pelo is rare breed of birds that screams during the daylight hours. Its call can be described as a screaming child with a stick up its ass. At night, it crawls under its bed, where then awaits in misery to be continuously mated by another rare breed of birds known as Howtobasic. Together, they can create the most hideous and terrifying creature known to man, A Sir Basic. They are extraordinary territorial and should be wrestled on sight if encountered face to face.
"I saw a Sir Pelo piss on my tomato plants. They were delicious."
A snarky way of saying "stay on target". (Since Walmart and Target are the two big department store chains in the US, saying "don't go to Walmart" is meant to conjure up the familiar phrase "star on target". )
While Jasper works with Becky on their joint science project, constructing a psychodelic ant farm, Jasper says "Hey I think the new Taco Bell on 4th street gets the order right more than any place in town."
Becky responds by handing him the super-glue and says "Jasper, don't go to Walmart on me."