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The Salt Lake Sneak Attack 

(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)
Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"
How Fucking works, you normally get this in biology class
teacher: Hello class, today we are learning about the human the human reproductive system.
student: so we are learning fuckology?
teacher; technically yes
FUCKOLOGY by yyhyyjkkkk October 22, 2019

flavor envelope 

A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)
Open your flavor envelope and cure your hunger. You are hangry and bitchy.
Atharina is the coolest Person on earth
Atharin by lisa7890 April 24, 2020
When you are triggered, and you can't spell Maddy correctly.
MADDT IM SERIOUS
Maddt by MayMay Aint Slick August 15, 2016

Robin Hood

When someone sneaks into your castle, fondles your jewels and make you scream. Then walk outs with the booty and makes you chase them cause you want them so bad... for their booty.
Did you hear, Mark Robin Hood Melody last night. She was running down the street screaming for booty back!
Robin Hood by batmansgurlfrend April 19, 2010

twitching 

A combination of Twitter and bitching, where someone uses their Twitter account to complain about life.
This guy cut me off and I was totally twitching about it later.
twitching by LongRanger2 April 19, 2009
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