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socc my cocc 

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a DANK way to say "suck my cock/dick"
Also a super insulting insult,worse than the Steven Slutniversr fusion of "ur mom gay","ur dad lesbian" and "ur granny tranny"
The only insult which can eliminate the universe along with all which is part of it
Lenny man:ur mom gay
Other Lenny man:ur dad lesbian
Lenny man:ur granny tranny
Other Lenny man:no u
Lenny man:you've triggered my trap card!!!11! socc my cocc
Other Lenny man along with the Vast universe:*fucking implodes*
socc my cocc by Lenny McMemer June 18, 2018

Ruggsy 

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The unusual combination of both ruggedness and classiness.
Chuck Norris holding boxed wine.

Woman 1: "So what does this guy do?"
Woman 2: "Well, he's a lumberjack, but wears a pocket square in his plaid shirt."
Woman 1: "That's ruggsy."

Ruggsy by john3165 May 21, 2008
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Thurdle

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A verb meaning to clinic a duster so hardcore that they become gong showed for at least a 3 week period.
Jack Woods got thurdled so hardcore last night.
Thurdle by AndreJohnson80 October 4, 2011
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schmabe 

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The act of making your monkey spit.
Gabe schmabed himself in front of Walgreens and was arrested for public masturbation.
schmabe by Noyh Howards June 13, 2013
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hockey-goal shower 

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A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.
I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).
hockey-goal shower by Troyus Maximus October 17, 2008
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Obeastady 

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(Oh-beast-uh-dee) Adj. a child so large they're unable to open their eyes or place their arms near their sides.
The child is obeastady and needs to stop eating takis con queso.
Obeastady by AlreadyOverIt June 28, 2019
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jakeoffs 

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Fans of social media SENSATION Jake Johnston. Fans who support him for years get the special privilege of getting blocked! 🙂 Go check out the fan discord! (Oh wait it’s gone, sorry to those who enjoyed it)
Jakeoffs, I hope your weird power distance relationship was worth all this trouble.
jakeoffs by alicecull3n May 22, 2021
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