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Boy 1: You would look so hot with piercings!
Boy 2: Really? Thanks!
Boy 1: GLANG!
GLANG by Glen Urbani’s Mates November 11, 2021

Ariana grande 

A great singer who is obsessed with social Reddit and having sex with dominic
Lady:Ariana your obsessed with dominic

Ariana grande: I just love having sex with him girl I love his big ass dick
Ariana grande by Savy my nigga September 2, 2018
Kieran is an extremely kind-hearted, attractive, sweet and cool guy. However, his pros do not outweigh his cons. Kieran force-feeds everyone he sees with not only his kind words but with mars bars. He is a massive stalker and never leaves you the hell alone so be sure to block him on every platform so that you can sleep safely at night. However, if you are like me and like being around him all the time, maybe think about pressing that unblock button. He is extremely short so getting chronic neck pains from having to look down at him all day is common. He also never shuts up so installing a mute button on your Kieran is a very good idea. His taste in music is questionable and could definitely do with some improvement. His looks can be shocking sometimes so be prepared to have every molecule of C02 in your body be demolished. He thinks he is cool but in reality, he is just a boring old bitch with no real personality. Kieran, you are one of a kind.
Guy: Brooo, I heard my girls cheating dude who do you reckon it's with
Guy's friend: Probs Kieran he's weird like that dude
Kieran by charlie6367 June 5, 2021
NPSIS is like a school straight out of comedy sketch. When it rains, it’s not just the soccer team getting soaked but ceilings start falling and classrooms turn into waterparks. Principal, strutting down the halls like it’s a fashion show. Their school bags must double as workout weights with all those books they make u carry. Mandarin teacher hanging on for life just to torture students. Drama teacher obsessed with chicken biryani. “You can’t make chicken biryani without chicken,” is all he ever teaches. There is pet rat near toilet in cage. Looks like will give rabies. Homie stuck slime on ceiling and got suspended. Other annoying bum sent broski to hospital and got off with warning. Chilli fries bomb tho. Slurs on bathroom wall belittle u as u excrete. Safety railing outside school has caused more injuries than saved lives and bus aunties keep screaming at children and telling them that they’re fat. Some girls think they are in Bollywood movie and act like Karina Kapoor. English teachers disappear and don’t come back. Dating is even more agitating than those bad books that u what to burn. At least after school Chili Fries were bomb.
Lydia: what school do u go to?
Dinesh: NPSIS
Lydia: (walks away)
NPSIS by AyoyoBiggy March 6, 2024
This is a term that can be used in replacement of the words "hott" or "sexy". Use it on secret lovers that you may have (comment on their facebook pictures; they'll never know). Or use it in your everyday slang.
"That guy is so striped!"

"You are very striped" ;)

murder car 

The PC/Xbox game, Halo.
Let's go play some Murder Car.
murder car by Genin October 1, 2004
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