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Batch

"My batch is itchy"

Batch by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

protaxtination

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

protaxtination by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010

Gateway Messenger Theory

Very similar to "gateway drug theory" which is the theory that the use of less harmful drugs may lead to a future risk of using more dangerous hard drugs except the addict moves from more common chat systems like whatsApp, Skype etc back to more older and dangerous ones like BBM Chat.

Guy1: Omg omg omg! BBM is for Android now!
Guy2: So?
Guy1: I need to get it a hit of that BBM again!
Guy2: Ok then..... that;s Gateway Messenger Theory you suffer from.

Gateway Messenger Theory by neoraj3.0 October 21, 2013

expeeding the seed limit

to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship

hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!

expeeding the seed limit by jjzachary April 27, 2011

choo choo nigga

1. A crazy black man nigga that dances around the streets like he's riding the Soul Train.

2. A insult to a crazy black nigga that dances around the streets like he's riding the Soul Train.

That dope was so whacked out on coke, he was prancin' around like a choo choo nigga.

choo choo nigga by Dan Payne September 17, 2008

primary school relationship

the term for a relationship which involves no actual contact between boyfriend and girlfriend

and the relationship only lasts several days or weeks

tom:so how are thngs going with mary?

joseph:since i asked her out we havent even spoke,i think im going to break up with her

tom:o rly? but uve only been going out 2 days

joseph:yh but i dnt feel a connection

tom:aaw dude tht is such a primary school relationship

primary school relationship by robbehsword July 11, 2010

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