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Kafferpoes 

A slang term for a really fucked up pussy
Omg mapoetoe has a kafferpoes
Kafferpoes by 58gt3 poes June 4, 2018

Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam 

Yugonmakmibus was a very brave fighter who fought in the Vietnam War and both Gulf Wars. His family lineage was full of brave fighters to. His great grandfather Ambassing Ambatukam fought in world war 2, his son Omaygot Ambatukam was a navy general around the Cold War. Yugonmakmibus’ son, Ambadeblou Ambatukam is currently serving in the Russo-Ukrainian war. After Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam got home from the 2 Gulf Wars , he was offered a job by the Thug Hunters themselves. But this job was weird because Yugonmakmibus never did one like this before. He became a pornstar.
Guy 1: Ay, y’all seen the new Thug Hunter movie?
Guy 2: Nah I ain’t a homo.
Guy 3: With Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam?
Guy 1: You fucking would faggot!

Women are trash 

No truer words have been spoken
Women are truly scum of the earth
All women are trash pigs, stay mad that your fragile egos were hurt
a really funny person who is not short , funny , and understanding guy , his presents in the world brings a smile to everyone's face and is simply too mascular for wemen so he prey on weak minded men like a sasa . be nick F.
person: haha, wow nick your soo funny!
nick f.: i know....
Nick F. by xXnick_gamingXx69_ November 10, 2021

Bozo Flares

Pubes that hang out the sides of a bikini.
She had huge bozo flares hanging out of her swim suit bottoms
Bozo Flares by Freak66tone February 19, 2021

dirty juanita 

When you take a girl in the shower and you lather up her tits and then you knock her out with a crowbar. You give her a dirty sanchez and leave her out on the front lawn.
As I walked by my neighbors house I saw his girlfriend passed out on the lawn with a dirty sanchez and realized that her boyfriend had given her a dirty juanita.
dirty juanita by grundel octavio September 25, 2007
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