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Urban Dictionary

somebody come scratch my balls 

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron
knotling
A fucked up baby that’s its own cousin, its sibling’s sibling, and its grandpa’s wife’s kid all at once. A walking genetic knot.
Example: “His stepmom’s pregnant with his knotling. That kid’s family tree is a goddamn circle.”
Knotling by Thekid71 April 26, 2026
this word can be used in multiple situations.
“he called me ugly, i hope he’s shat.”
“i’m so shat. i’m wheezing bro”
“you’re the worst person on this earth, i’m shat”
“bitch made me upset. i’m shat.”
shat by batgrl February 13, 2021
Of or relating to shit.
"XBox is shit."
"I need to take a big shit."
"You got some shit on your lip."
"This is so damn shit."
ghetto princess slash geek,

or just a cool dude with a booty.
damnnnn yousuf is flyyyy !!
Yousuf by batshoes June 11, 2008
Hydro: omg OrendCross is so adorable
Yukonyx: Ikr!
Adorable by The Hydration Man January 19, 2023
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