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Cock-Shopping 

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Girls at the mall or anywhere else dressed up looking to get banged-out by multiple dudes.
Gio: Did you see Debbie and her friends at the mall earlier?

Zeeb: Yeah, cock-shopping as usual.

Gio: They'll probably buy something.
Cock-Shopping by Cody Rotten May 27, 2007
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awsten knight 

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god himself on earth
person 1: hey look it's awsten knight!
person 2: *kneels down and prays*
awsten knight by watercraves May 23, 2018
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ZJD 

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Acronym for Zombie Jesus Day. Many people celebrate ZJD without even realizing it. It is a celebrating the day Jesus came back to life. And we all know what a person is when they come back from the dead....
1: Hey Happy ZJD.
2: You mean Easter?
1: No, I mean Zombie Jesus Day!!"
ZJD by koloman May 16, 2011
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Fuktard 

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Someone so incredibly stupid that not even they understand themselves.
Fuck an A Samantha, You're a fucktard!
Fuktard by Bitchieygurl13 July 9, 2004
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Beuf Dick 

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When you've lost the urge to beat off like you used too
Many Tony has some BEUF DICK. He hasn't beat off in weeks, and he normally beats off 5 times daily
Beuf Dick by BRAINSTEW! October 3, 2022
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Dumpsicle 

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When one shits and it hangs, then eventually falls from the anus into the toilet. Beware of the splash!
I was taking this mean dumpsicle and it splashed all over my anus and balls.
Dumpsicle by Dumpsicle Dave January 29, 2010
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