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A Broji is a follower and believer of the mystical and majestic goji berries of the Himalayan Mountains. Legend has it that the power of goji berries is so strong that it can cure Cancer, Erectile Dysfunction, Herpes, AIDS, and even grow lost or amputated limbs back. Not for the faint of heart, the title "Broji" is one that only few can claim as their own and all will be remembered as a Broji for eternity. It is also common for outsiders to be extremely jealous and envious of Brojis. This is not surprising as being a Broji makes you better than people on numerous different levels and it is difficult for many to accept it.
I hate my life. I wish I could be a Broji and find meaning and truth within myself.

I feel like I have a concussion. I think a Broji just hit me in the head. I need a tall glass of goji juice.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer in your brain and spine.
Patient: So I'm going to die? Why did this have to happen to me?
Doctor: Here, drink this goji juice (handing over a large container of goji juice). You should be healed in 24 hours. I highly recommend becoming friends with a Broji as well.
Patient: Thanks, doc! I love life again! I love the Brojis!
Broji by gojigojigoji December 13, 2009
to say good bye or see you later
peeshes hun, see you tomorrow
Peeshes by MiniClozapineLove August 13, 2011
A senior in college who chooses to act like a freshman.
Well, yeah... but I'm still blacking out. Since, you know, I am a frenior.
Frenior by K3@r@ August 12, 2011

courtesy like

Clicking the "like" button on Facebook in situations where it is not really warranted, but it would be rude not to do so.
-Hey, dude. I saw that your grandma posted that corny joke on your Facebook.

-Yeah, I had to give that a courtesy like.
courtesy like by disgusto October 20, 2011
if you have an alfrida in your life you’re so fucking lucky
person 1: my name is alfrida
person 2: OMG for real?!?! i already love you bestieeeee
alfrida by karlie from germany March 12, 2021

cold-fold 

when you are extremely cold while laying in bed, and are too lazy to get up and get another blanket, you fold your blanket in half on top of yourself in an effort to produce more warmth.
Dude, these negative temperature weathers at night are awful! I have to do the cold-fold almost every night.
cold-fold by J-Fisher September 9, 2011

vittórya 

It's a person that always wants to have friends but can't, However, they try every day survive and wants to know what is hapiness
"I think you might be a Vittórya in this world."
vittórya by calangopensador January 7, 2024
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