Homiesexual
You’re completely straight, you may even have a girlfriend, but when you get around the homies you lose control. You may act out a sexual reference as a “joke”, but all of the homies know that we straight, just a lil gay when you bending over like that!
Homie 1: *bends over*
Homie 2: *grabs hips*
Bystander: “Damn, most HOMIESEXUAL thing I’ve seen in a while, but it’s cool.”
Homie 2: *grabs hips*
Bystander: “Damn, most HOMIESEXUAL thing I’ve seen in a while, but it’s cool.”
Homiesexual by Tundra Water February 3, 2020