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Alexander Galt Reginal High School 

Alexander Galt also known as Galt is one of the very few English public high schools in the Eastern Townships. The school has an average of about 1000 students attend every year. The building was built by a prison architect which explains the lack of windows, the never ending cement walls, the large gated and fenced property.

The school has several different groups such as the hockey boys, the smokers, the f*boys, f*ckgirls, the druggies, the Chinese, the rednecks, etc. The rednecks are the largest in numbers, they are easily spotted trying to blend in lockers to avoid supervisors in their camo hats, pants and sweaters. They can easily be followed by the trail cow sh*t they leave behind from their work boots. They tend to stay in groups roaming the halls or checking girls out in the cafeteria halls.

The school has little to no money. All the money is invested into sports teams that usually don't even make the playoffs. Budget cuts occur often for example the 2016-2017 agenda's or clocks.

Every year the school puts on an atrocious talent show that is almost entirely made up of the dance class students that are blackmailed into doing it in order to get passing grade. The dances are the cringiest thing your eyes will ever see. The show also consist of at least 3 bad singers and an 8 minute long drum solo.
l'm almost as broke as Galt. (Alexander Galt Reginal High School)

credit zooming 

At the end of a movie that is usually shown on USA network, SCI-FI or any other channel for that matter, where the upper or sometimes lower screen(usually where the credits run), are so damn tiny that it makes no sense to even show them.
The other day I was watching Wayne's World on USA and when they ran the credits, they were credit zooming because you couldn't even make out who was in the movie. Ya know, who played who?
credit zooming by Ray McGlyn August 4, 2007

Imposincable 

An imposincable person is someone who is absolutely amazing but also an absolute idiot at the same time. Its the best compliment and the worst insult you could ever recieve.
Collin: Fuck off ya friendly cunt!
Vanessa: Nah shut up you imposincable alpaca!
Imposincable by Vaneanea September 1, 2019
A really stupid tumblr trend encouraging eating disorders. If you eat healthy & take care of yourself, there's a likely chance Onision subscribers think your body is hot... and there are millions of them.

That's right, millions of people think you're good looking, so love yourself.
Could any of you possibly send me some meanspo? I want to lose weight.
meanspo by Aylinaslim July 31, 2016

marketspeak 

Ploy sometimes devised by corporations and entities both large and small to obfuscate, deceive, or otherwise mischaracterize their products or services. Is employed especially when company representatives are asked point-blank questions that can be easily answered but instead are vaguely redirected around.
National Milk Bank Website: "Helping to save critically ill babies, one donor at a time."

Caller to the National Milk Bank 800-number: "I need breast milk for my baby. You're a milk bank, so what do I need to do?"

National Milk Bank Representative: "We don't distribute the breast milk that's donated to us."

Caller: "Then who do you give the milk to?"

National Milk Bank Representative: "We sell it to Prolacta Bioscience."

Caller: "Oh I get it. When you say you're 'helping to save babies,' that's just marketspeak to dupe sympathetic women into donating milk to you so you can make money selling it to Prolacta. Thanks for the clarification!"
marketspeak by Mama Bear January 1, 2009
Nerv-Durv noun
/n3:rv d3:rv/

A slang reference for a self-diagnosed neurodivergent individual or a population of self-diagnosing neurodiverse individuals lacking the qualifying features required for a professional medical or mental health practitioner's diagnosis.
Dave: "Hey, bro did you hear that what Kyle called himself, dude wtf! He's such a tool!"
Kelly: "Nah, man; what's up? What he say?"
Dave: "He calls himself a "Neurodivergent" 'cuz he looked it up online!
Kelly: What? That's some hard core bs man. He's not "Neurodivergent!" He's just a lame ass fucking Nerv-Durv!
Nerv-Durv by Insolence1sBliss August 26, 2022