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Fireman Sim 

A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.
"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"
Fireman Sim by Albayan Simchez Uwu February 23, 2021
slimy ass no good rotten hagged bitch
stopppp you are roommates with aurora??? I'm so sorry that's the worsttttt
aurora by feetitis January 30, 2022

Sneaky Aunt Martha 

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.
My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.

black betty 

the black breathalyzer box installed in a vehicle after multiple DUI's
She has a black betty so she has to take an uber from the bar tonight.
black betty by itsbetsyh August 13, 2015

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test 

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.
1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."
the baddest bitch you can find, shes hot, shes kind but a player ;)
did you see ereza? shes the baddest bitch.
nah you cant beat ereza.
ereza by yourtypicalzodiaceridk November 23, 2021
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