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Dumb Jock 

A guy who believes he’s very attractive,has lots of money, and every girl want to date him but he has like 0 brain cells that function in anything other than his sport and he has no personality unless he’s boozed up
New girl: “OMG!Whos that?”
Other girl: “That’s Kyle”
New girl: “ He’s cute”

Other girl: “You don’t wanna date him honey he’s the dumb jock”
not too long ago
person 1: “well i dont like her bc ntla, she was stalking my insta like a creep.”

person 2: “oh thats weird asf.”
ntla by Firststopatyourmomshouse😍 November 26, 2023

Fuck Youuuuuu

In order to properly enhance the ancient term "fuck you," someone can add the extra "u's" to make it sound more exciting and not plain boring.

Sounds almost like saying "Kung fuuuuuuu"
Person 1: "Dolphins are gay sharks"
Person 2: "Yeah totally"
Person 3: "Fuck Youuuuuu, they're fucking amazing, just ask your mom(; "
Fuck Youuuuuu by MLIA ha! July 24, 2011

Jorge Chavez 

A very cool person who is beast in every way possible. <3
Hey did you no Jorge Chavez is the coolest guy out there

Jessie’s Tip 

When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.
The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.
Jessie’s Tip by Uncle J! August 27, 2023

Updog Sinclair 

A very real not fake person. U can use this to talk about any person.
: "you hear about Updog Sinclair?"

: "nah what happened??"

: "cancer"
Updog Sinclair by Bearimy May 30, 2024
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