Jackson

Jackson, the king simp, the simp of simps and not just towards girls, he also specialises in men, attack helicopters and trans so don't worry. No one is left out, and no one is safe.

Jackson: "Hey Bro I ain't from Alabama but you lookin sexy af, and you know what I say... I like my children like I like my subs, 6 and 12."
The random guy he just hit on: "Wtf"

Jackson by Mikkaboss August 6, 2020

LNT

(Late Night Treat)
The art of eating a food that is high in calories/carbs/fat/anything that is not too great to eat before a good nights sleep.

“Damn I’m zooted...want a frozen pizza for LNT?”

“Let’s have some LNT’s and feel like shit when we wake up”

“Hey Barney, do you want your LNT?”

“Bark bark”

LNT by Sweenbags March 4, 2021

Penus

Stick it up a pussy bitch

Me: Hey like my PENUS?

Her: Yea stick it in my pussy please

Penus by Bend over please March 6, 2021

COVID

Certificate of Vaccinationn IDentification

Please Ensure you have you're COVID pass before bording this flight

COVID by imanbanks December 8, 2020

Fashinto Bubba

A Fashinto Bubba is a Japanese religion mixed of Buddhism and Shinto. It involves meditating on music preferably being played with a Sony Walkman, while at the same time wearing a fashionable outfit. And a full belly. Preferably of Orange Chicken from Panda Express.

Look at that Fashinto Bubba, he's so happy.

Fashinto Bubba by Shakiradust June 11, 2018

teigz

A girl that is so hot and fitting and cool

OMG ITS TEIGZ SHES SO HOT

OMG TEIGZ CAN I GET A PHOTO

teigz by Sharkyy boy April 28, 2022

Shoonpo

to poop relentlessly

I think he had some bad chili,That guy shoonpoed all over the place!

Shoonpo by GukkiSOondayo November 15, 2022

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