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SimonSails 

SimonSails is a great guy. No, no NOT just that... SimonSails is even better. He is smart and funny, but also kind, WARM, and nurturing. SimonSails loves women and SEX though you shouldn't take him for granted. He can easily fuck you up, if you piss him off - which is a rear thing, and in that case you are 100% the jerk so you better apologize. His demons sleep tight, and you should never try to awake them, or if you do, probably you'll fall asleep instead, for long - sometimes people say like in a suicide tub (yeah those shiny new ones from Switzerland).

His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)

He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
If lovers were islands and life was the sea, SimonSails on OpenSea.

She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
SimonSails by $Z3pi December 15, 2021

Mommyizer 

A guy that cheats on his significant other with a single mom. A guy that shoplifts the pootie from a single mom.
He was shoplifting the pootie from a single mom - he's such a Mommyizer.

He has a thing for SMILFs - he's a mommyizer.
Mommyizer by @creativfluffer April 30, 2011

Kumatora 

"Kuma" is Japanese for Bear, and "Tora" is Japanese for Tiger. So you're technically saying "Bear-Tiger." Best known as one of the main playable characters in Mother 3.
Kumatora could totally kick Duster's ass.
Kumatora by danny low January 18, 2009

Bush Dollar

A recently devalued U.S. dollar that is only worth half of what it was when Clinton ended his term.
I'm unimpressed with the new ipod - I wouldn't give a Bush Dollar for it.
Bush Dollar by Steve Thecat October 8, 2007
Well, at least he has his freedom.
freedom by Edd Rayner January 10, 2004
A boy who will make you fall in love with him. And when you breakup. You cry your eyes out for months over him. And still after a year can't get over it. He was your first love. Hes also very great singer,dancer and can also write songs. He's just to good to be true. He's still s good friend though.
Caleb
Caleb by emma•smith December 19, 2016
BIG BIG HARD shlonga bonga
You have noa
Noa by gay as frick dude October 3, 2023
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