Urban Dictionary
Cock Mess Monster
Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
Cock Mess Monster by Mr Marky November 30, 2007
Ivan Torres
the most annoying bitch in the universe. he will not shut up about fnaf. he a gay faggot who will squeeze your balls like a stress ball. hes always getting people in trouble. and he is a dumbass, like i mean, he cant even solve a simple math problem. hes just a horrible guy to befriend because whats the point of being friends with him if he will just annoy and get you in trouble all the time?
Me:hey Ivan
Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*
Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?
Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*
Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!
Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*
Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*
Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?
Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*
Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!
Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*
Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Ivan Torres by O-Flying-Monkey May 31, 2019
geriocracy
A form of government in which the elected officials are at or have far exceeded geriatric status. Both physically and with their schools of thought, sensibilities, and are overall completely out of touch with the current times and matters they discuss or debate and make critical decisions about.
After the election of Joe Biden snd watching that trial of the Tik-Tok CEO held by congress people who couldn’t connect a computer to home WiFi, America is undoubtedly a Geriocracy
geriocracy by sergentsativa March 23, 2023
Luke
Luke is the best person you will ever meet, He's funny takes care of his Friends great Boyfriend.
Stick with Luke if he is ever in your life, Trusting beautiful person.
He's all ways going to take selfies on your phone.
Stick with Luke if he is ever in your life, Trusting beautiful person.
He's all ways going to take selfies on your phone.
Luke by YaBoiNeverLeavesYa March 6, 2019
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hopkinton highschool
Basically a school full of a bunch of rich snobs who think they're better than everyone and are breast fed by their mommies until they graduate. This mixed rapidly declining football team, is a pretty bad school, especially after their recent 23 point defeat against Ashland which has a rapidly inclining football team. It's pretty much the school to go to if you're a snob who sucks balls.
"Son, are you sure you don't want any more breast milk before you go to Hopkinton Highschool?"
"Did you watch Hopkinton Highschool's football team lose by 23 to Ashland?"
"Did you watch Hopkinton Highschool's football team lose by 23 to Ashland?"
hopkinton highschool by Thanksgivingwinner November 25, 2016