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He loves dogs, and loves to workout , loves his hair , and loves to grow it out, seems like a guy who would wear vans, is literally the definition of counter culture
He's cool he's a miles
A cool guy who does not follow the crowd
miles by Miles Moore December 23, 2016

E-Girlfriend

I cant get any girls to look at me in real life so i went and got me an e-girlfriend.
E-Girlfriend by Fleshmechanic September 28, 2010
She a bitch, the spawn of Satan. She prefers guys fully clothed. She thinks seagulls look like dick clouds!! She cheats at darts. She lets people whip candy at her then befriends them for life, weird right!? BUT on her good days, which there are some, she is kind of nice, tolerable and pretty attractive. But this is all on the off chance she isn’t being a bitch. So if you have a sarah in your life I wish you the best of luck!
Sarah, you a bitch
Sarah by Chaserules16 October 16, 2017

Hatewatch 

Watching a sporting event hoping a player gets injuries while losing.
I’m going to hatewatch Tom Brady in the Super Bowl
Hatewatch by Bfunkadelia February 3, 2019

Dirty Johle 

The act of putting a taco up your ass while giving a soda bottle a blowjob
I was bored last night and gave myself a Dirty Johle

Pneumonia 

Lung inflammation caused by bacterial or viral infection, in which the air sacs fill with pus and may become solid. Inflammation may affect both lungs, one lung, or only certain lobes.

Pneumonia is a curable bacterial disease in which changes your air sacs to normal air sacs into fluid-filled air sacs in which you won't be able to breath as good as you can without Pneumonia.

Signs and symptoms of pneumonia may include:

Chest pain when you breathe or cough.

Confusion or changes in mental awareness (in adults age 65 and older)

Cough, which may produce phlegm.

Fatigue.

Fever, sweating and shaking chills.

Ways you can get pneumonia include:

Bacteria and viruses living in your nose, sinuses, or mouth may spread to your lungs.

You may breathe some of these germs directly into your lungs.

You breathe in (inhale) food, liquids, vomit, or fluids from the mouth into your lungs
"Pneumonia", the doctor said, confirming Alex's fears. I've seen you knocked to your knees with pneumonia, grief and a sick husband, but you always come right back up fighting. He says he thinks he has a cold, but the doctor told me he could get pneumonia real easy.
Pneumonia by Joey The Bro March 4, 2019