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Snapstalker 

The person on snapchat who religiously follows your story but doesn't ever message or speak to you and hardly ever post a snap on their own story.
My snapchat friend list is full of snapstalkers
Snapstalker by Elcrazzy October 14, 2017

Bantankerous 

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.
Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!
Bantankerous by The Noceros February 20, 2010
Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys
“There goes Jake again”
Jake by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018

Aracnaphobia 

Aracnaphobia is a bad fear of spiders
Yo, bro I totally freaked out when I saw this spider. I have such bad aracnaphobia.

ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) 

A syndrome afflicting many individuals on the road, initially described from observing trends in Asian drivers. The underlying theory is a genetic defect that is unknown but may play a role in spatial orientation.

Observations include:

Inability to parallel park without hitting the curb several times, holding up the lane for close to 30 minutes and/or requiring your passenger to exit the vehicle to assist you by direction or switching seats.
Swerving from lane to lane at very slow speeds (20 mph less than posted limit)
Turning into a one way street or going against the direction of traffic more than once in a given year.
Frequent replacement of brake pads due to slamming on them milliseconds before contact
It took all 3 of us to get out of the car to help Jenn Wu park. I think her ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) is acting up again, she must be off her meds.

I can't believe Xun Li flipped a bitch on a one-way street in the middle of the day! I don't want to say anything, but I think she has ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency).
An abbreviation for a peng punjab boy. A male typically found in india others fancy and would like to get to know more . Similar to how milf is an abbreviation
Apparently my brother is a ppb but i do not want to imagine that
PPB by wefn'gnerngperng October 22, 2017
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