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University of Wikipedia 

When someone is over-reliant on Wikipedia for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Wikipedia. This is an especially appropriate characterization when the individual is disseminating questionable information or is curiously reluctant to cite a specific source upon request.
Guy 1: Mike was always a major dumbass. Any idea what's up with this Saussure crap he's been spewing all of a sudden? He never attended college, did he?

Guy 2: Not unless you count the University of Wikipedia.

Guy 1: That makes sense. A lot of his information is very off-base.
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NRI by Returntoindia October 11, 2022

Cock and Ball Torture 

When a girl tortures a mans cock and balls for fun.
“Takesha gave Jamal cock and ball torture and twisted his balls so hard they fell off.”

Dolphin Whisperer 

A person who is an expert in the mechanisms of the female genitalia and squirting techniques
Man, that guy made me squirt like a dolphin last night, he must be a dolphin whisperer

i hate him 

what females say when they're completely in love with him to the point where it hurts and they're just trying to convince/gaslight themselves into thinking they hate him but all they actually need to do is cry about him and the massive hollow feeling being utterly in love with him has left in you're stomach to the point where you want to do anything to get rid of the feeling (namely, trying to start hating him even though you can't)
i hate him so much, in all honesty though, i hate how much i love him and how how much i can't bring myself to hate him
i hate him by yournumber1idiot September 5, 2022
Me: "Hey, look !!!! it's a faggot."
Faggot by BLU3_VITAMIN March 15, 2024
Used to describe a moist, or wet, fart
"Man did you eat any of those fudge brownies last night?"

"Yeah, they gave me a crazy funkle this morning"
funkle by Michael Zarate January 18, 2008
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