The Simione

A fat mole who teachers students at high school and eats KFC in class. Wears frumpy clothes, dark sunglasses and bad makeup. Mrs Simione is also very lazy... and fat.. Gets made jokes of by many students..

Gee that Mrs Simione is a fat mole! Look! She's eating KFC in class again!! *hurls*

The Simione by Alexia April 12, 2005

The Jet Engine

When you're balls deep in someone's asshole and they've drank a bottle of liquid laxatives and eaten falafel and and curry banquet with sweetcorn in advance, then as you're about to ejaculate they fire a full thrust shit liquid shit force outta their ass which hits your jizz and superboosts your dick out their ass and into the air, defying gravitational forces.. hence known as the Jet Engine.

Awww dude I did the Jet Engine for my birthday last night, blew my dick into space.

The Jet Engine by GiveMePowerMightyBlackZeus! August 14, 2026

Pixie Dick

When a guy coats his penis in colored sugar.

Jessie: How was your date last night?
Allie: Well he surprised me with his pixie dick!
Jessie: Oooooo! What flavor?
Allie: Banana. mmmm.

Pixie Dick by goodmorning sunshine September 29, 2014

quarter butt

To have anal intercourse with a partner for so long that when pulled out, the anus is the size of a qaurter. This can be seen in many pornos.

Oh shit! Did you see her friggen quarter butt!

Dude i did her anally for like 10 minutes, when i pulled out she had major quarter butt.

quarter butt by d.bennett May 24, 2006

Nubarus

One with many nubs

Seth looked at his fingers and asked the doctor “what happened?” He placed is hands on Seth should , looked him right in his eyes and said . I’m sorry you got the case of the NUbs aka ” Nubarus”

Nubarus by Honey3d40 February 17, 2022

Sasuke

A former ninja of team 7, which consisted of Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto. Unless confirmed by Mr. Masashi Kishimoto, you cannot exactly call Sasuke an Uke, a faggot or a wimp without getting the facts. I guess Sasuke is pretty emo, but then again his whole family was killed by his own brother sooo.. you can't really blame him. Sasuke has haters and fangirls/fanboys but you don't have to flame him. You might as well chop off Kishimoto's metaphorical testicles and tell him he doesn't know how to create a good-enough anime show. People have different perspectives about Sasuke but please remember, he is a DRAWING and nothing more. Solely made for entertainment. Goddamn.

Sasuke Hater: Oh durrr Sasuke sucks Orochimaru's balls dur durrrr durr.. I'm totally forgetting the fact that Sasuke is a fictional character and he can't even hear me talking about him but I'm going to do it anyways durrrrrrrrr.

Sasuke fangirl: Durr I love Sasuke so much he is so HOT durrrrrr. I think I'm going to make a fanfiction about Sasuke and Naruto coming onto each other lol durrrr. Oh I'm going to dress up as Sasuke at the cosplay convention durrrr.

True Anime Fan: Why can't you people just shut up and watch the goddamn anime? I don't care about Sasuke, I'm just watching it to find out what happens to Naruto. Please be quiet and let me watch my anime in peace, sankyuu.

Don't diss Kishimoto's creations you douchebags.

Sasuke by Nintendo_Avenged May 23, 2009

Girlfriend Phone

Android phone given to Google employees as a perk then re-gifted to their girlfriend after going back to the iphone.

Why don't you whip out your girlfriend phone and Goggle it?

Girlfriend Phone by sweaty Palm May 11, 2010

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