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Birth control.
Dang, why Miraina gotta sound like birth control?
miraina by Migi4lyfe January 25, 2017

piss mop 

a mop used in public washrooms by fat ass janitors with tight pants and no hair left because they ripped it out and get to mop up peoples piss off the floor.
piss mop by Fat Tits Fart September 4, 2005
Two people who, when together, are able to liven up any situation. They manage to make jokes out of every situation, and are highly intelligent.
They use wit, sarcasm, and have impeccable comedic timing.

Most people know a "Duo", and make sure to invite them to all their parties, family gatherings, and social events.
"Hey, did you make sure to invite The Duo to our housewarming on Saturday?"
"Uh, yeah. If we want to make a good impression, we'll need them to keep everyone going."

"I know someone you might click with!"
"You mean, like become a Duo?"

"We have to make sure to see The Duo this summer. Family gatherings are always so boring when they aren't around!"
The Duo by Adjuma April 15, 2010
Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.
Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.
Robert by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022

Business studies 

worst subject on the face of the earth, if u took it at GCSE or A level, consider yourself a bad decision-maker
business studies teacher: today we r going to learn pointless stuff about manchester airport

me: but miss Heaton, none of us care about this

miss heaton: SHUT UP AND LISTEN! IM PAID ALOT OF MONEY TO STAND HERE LIKE A CRETIN AND JABBER ON ABOUT CRAP!

me: up urs ya fat fuckin klingon!

miss heaton: =OOOOOOO *panic attack*
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artaya by Garate November 22, 2021
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